[bq]The Great and Powerful Trixie would happily tell you that not only is she one of the most elegant and competent unicorns in Equestria, but also one of the most gracious, forgiving, even-tempered, and tolerant ponies in the world.
And on the birthday of that insufferable Mud Briar, the Great and Powerful Trixie was about to prove once and for all that she is not any of these things.
No, she was actually rather a terrible person in general. (And not a very good murderer, either.)[/bq]
Content Warnings
• Incompetent murder attempts
• Body horror if you are a tree
• Talking about pony privates (but not Mud Briar's)
• Weird sexy space alien
• Not-really-gore ([i]Sawmill[/i])
• Mild injury (bruises)
Major Characters
Trixie :: Mud Briar :: Maud Pie :: Sunburst :: Starlight Glimmer
Minor appearances
Pinkie Pie :: Rarity :: Sweetie Belle :: Fluttershy :: Rainbow Dash :: Derpy Hooves / Ditzy Doo / Muffins :: Lyra :: Bon Bon :: Princess Luna
I probably forgot some crap but w/e