[NSFW] [Prompt] Family Jewels FimFiction Contest - Battle of the Balls

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The Battle of the Balls  
Seeing who has the best balls of all.
 
What better way to kick off the first Family Jewels contest than with a contest about family jewels? Whether it’s two stallions arguing over whose junk is bigger or a mare looking for the biggest pair of fruit between a suitor’s legs (or any kind of story you can think of in between), submit a story containing ball comparison for your chance to win a $25 prize!
 
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Example story (Warning: My first story ever, contains an unhealthy amount of nuts!)
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