Doki Doki Literature Club club

Y’know how in Act 2 Yuri and Natsuki get into a heated argument?
 
||I wonder what Yuri actually said to Natsuki that made her leave the room crying. ||

@Background Pony #9A55  
“Your cupcakes taste like cup-crap and they’ll never make (player character’s name) like you. But at least they’re bigger than your boobs will ever be. Oh, and the English dub of the Parfait Girls anime is superior.”  
is my guess. Also that Natsuki was fine up until the last part.

@lasty
 
Well, maybe that last part went a little too far. :p

@lasty  
I can see Natsuki being a sub elitist. Maybe.

Out of curiosity, did anyone here buy any official merch?

@Background Pony #9A55  
I will soon.

@Background Pony #9A55  
Not yet. I only really spend money on merch that adds to the source material somehow, like a book or something. Something I can use that isn’t just Yuri-shaped plastic that sits on my desk and that’s it. The posters are about the only things that seem worth buying, but my family already thinks I’m a creep. I really can’t think of an explanation for having them on my wall that doesn’t end with them saying “I knew it” and me never seeing my nephews again.
 
But if Dan Salvato ever wants to make a for-reals Portrait of Markov or volume of Parfait Girls, then yeah, I’d probably pick up a copy.
 
@Josh103  
I can too. I could also see her considering the dub a guilty pleasure.

@lasty
 
Isn’t there a “fan pack” you can buy that has the official soundtrack and some wallpapers for your computer?

@YetAnotherBrony  
I like my wallpaper. Though it might be nice to be able to hear the game’s music without all those voice ciips covering it up.  
Seriously, though, I’ve heard the bonus tracks already, before finding out they wanted money for them.

@YetAnotherBrony  
Yes. It’s pretty nice.
 
@lasty  
To be frank, the same could be applied to any piece of merchandise. I plan on getting the button and keychain set, and one specific poster I love.

@Angrybrony
 
One of my favorite playthroughs of Doki. :)
 
Game Grumps is another one of my favs.

Silly Monika, that’s not a Spoon~
 

 
 
Also: Monika and Sayori enjoying the stars~
 

@Zeb  
,,Who’s a silly woman? You is. You is. Monika!”

@Zeb
 
That second picture makes me think of them street-racing while loud eurobeat plays in the background.

As a… battle discussion fan, it irks me that it’s a bit difficult to contextually quantify Monika’s power/abilities, and by extension Sayori’s also.

@Josh103  
Natsuki puts poison in her cupcakes, battle done

Natsuki is like a Sour Patch Kid.
 
First she’s sour.
 

 
Then she’s sweet.
 

It’s finally here, everyone!
 
DDLC Purist Mod!
 
Turn the game into a traditional dating sim and date the girl you’ve been wanting to spend more time with in 11+ hours of new content, new artwork, a new OST, and more!
 
Now includes an ACTUAL Monika route! complete with her fourth-wall-breaking knowledge!

@YetAnotherBrony  
There are a few mods that do that already of varying quality. I hope this one is actually great considering how it’s been hyped up.

@YetAnotherBrony  
Knowing what happens to the girls…this makes me more enthusiastic for it

@YetAnotherBrony  
Well then. I know what I’m marathoning next~  
[Reads that Monika’s route is locked behind finishing the other three]
 

 
Don’t worry! I’m coming for you!  
[Apparently you can use the Konami code to cheat-unlock her route right away. But Imma do it the right way.]

@Zeb  
There’s a possible way to skip that.