Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Meanlucario
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Time to get spooky
It’s a bit explicit (and very dark) so I’ll spoil it to be safe. I came across a hentai where a nurse was raped and killed by a horny patient, ties her murderer to his when he returned after being let off for being a young man, fucks him and tries to kill him after she untied him for them to do multiple positions, but ends up being re-killed because she untied him. Dumbest rape-revenge hero ever. Seriously, just kill him or at least keep him tied up and make him uncomfortable instead of just having sex like any other porn and giving him the ability to kill you. Dumbass.
 
On another note, I have gain an appreciation for porn about ghost hooking people up via sex.
Scrabbleman
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[screams in German]
@Meanlucario  
Hentai tends to make me angry too, especially when the story is annoyingly infuriating.
 
And then there are those idiots in the comments going “iT’s PoRn sO jUsT wAnK oFf YoU pRiCk!!!1!1!”
 
Like fuck you, you mindless incel apes! Unlike you people, I actually want quality porn.
FuckItsDaytimeAgain
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I am the sober horse
Hey I was reading, and you guys saying you have trouble with cum stains and shit…
 
For real If I don’t wanna clean just cum on a piece of toilet paper, I’ve done it like that all my life wtf
Background Pony #07A7
@That1GuyGAMER18  
I hope I get better given that I’ve only done it once and lasted less than fifteen minutes (though to be fair this was BJ + two sex positions and not straight sex all that time).
Background Pony #07A7
@That1GuyGAMER18  
Yeah.
 
Misogynistic as it may sound it’d have cost me a lot more than $300 before getting into a girl’s pants if I’d done it the “normal” way via dates.
Background Pony #07A7
Also, I’m considering getting an escort again, probably in a few months. I may be able to get this damn beautiful, big-boobed Thai girl that gets a lot of clients and occasionally does porn but it’s fairly unlikely because the waiting list is very long. If all else fails I’ll just get the same girl I got before because I still have her contact info and she’s DM’ed me a few times asking if I was interested in her again.
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Senior Moderator
Undead inside
I’m really uncomfortable by this kind of topic, but it’s not against any rules nor disallowed by the topic of this thread. It just feels, lacking the spirit of the thread, what was once a thread for just discussing lewd thoughts and feelings and interests feels like it’s changing into what feels better suited for another thread.
 
But don’t assume my comfort level is a staff thing, I am speaking as a user, not a mod.
That1GuyGAMER18

Hey look. It's me.
I have a girlfriend and I have some of the most lewd thoughts in the world about her. God, I really love her and that only makes my lust for her burn more.
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