News, Articles, Events, and Shenanigans. [Potentially NSFW]

@lonewolf  
I heard about that. Funnily enough, my laptop was updating that night when I saw a post of Tumblr about this stuff.
 
I was so worried but thankfully, I didn’t lose shit.

@lonewolf  

 
Fuck off, OATH!  
Not you, but Yahoo.

@intexda  
Fucking debt collectors.
 
Also, I believe Toy R’Us should work with Amazon and open an online shop for toys. That way, they can advertise toys without wasting space.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
But why?

Uber Eats in the UK giving away free copies of Call of Duty Black Ops 4 if you order cod fish and chips takeaways
 
Considering that that game itself is about £40 and a bag of fish and chips is about £10, this is a steal.

Pakistanis rally to demand death for Christian woman facing execution for blasphemy
 
 
Whatever happened to the “progressive, civil, feminist, tolerant and peace loving” religion the left has been raving about and are so eager to import?

@Lord Seraph  
Wait, why was she sentenced to death? I don’t understand. It’s just a well of water.

@Scrabbleman  
It seems just because she tried to give water to a Muslim woman as a Christian. Apparently that was “haram” to the other woman who accused her.
 
It’s Pakistan we’re talking about.

@Lord Seraph  
That doesn’t make sense. I’m Muslim and I’ve never heard of such stupid rule.

@Scrabbleman  

 
Everyone has their own “interpretations” of the rules.
 
Some everybody agrees on (don’t eat pork products, pray five times a day, visit Mecca at least once in your life, give to charity).
 
And some…not everybody agrees on.

@lonewolf  
I take it they robbed the defibrillator machine too?
 
@Lord Seraph  
They don’t want to go through the trouble of teaching them the Gangnam Style dance
 
@icey wicey 1517  
“Harry! We were supposed to go out for a spot tea! But now you’re here in the loft all day playing that bloody game?! We’re through!”
 
@Lord Seraph  
Once again, don’t fuck with the Russian President!
 
@Lord Seraph  
That gator just wanted to play bingo :(
 
@Count Adramélekh Sear  
No! That was my flight! “Cathay Paciic”!
 
@lonewolf  
They got bored by the ceremony likely
 
@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Yuri or Yaoi?
 
@Lord Seraph  
I could imagine they’re out of this world
 
@icey wicey 1517  
Good thing it didn’t play “Another One Plays The Dust” 😏
 
@icey wicey 1517  
What’s his ranking?! I wanna whoop his ass in the game!

Welp! It’s official: Sears is bankrupt!

Welcome to 1984 those in the UK
 
Apparently the UK government is considering banning people from the internet for daring to criticize politicians, under the slippery slope pretense of fighting “hate speech” and “trolling”.  
Shit like this is why stuff like the US 1st Amendment should be a thing.
 
This is the kind of world I know some member on this site wants. You know who you are!

Canada to pardon pot possessors as it legalizes marijuana on a national level.
 
This would be my only reason to move to Canada at this point.

@intexda  
Well, looks like the Robocop movie wasn’t joking about robots being used by police…just got the location and type of robot wrong…

China is launching a fake, extra-bright moon to cut the cost of city lights
 
Wut?! Even if they do manage to get something like that up there. How would it be kept in an orbit useful for their intended purpose? The Earth ain’t static y’know. Plus wouldn’t this just pose an unnecessary hazard in space traffic?

@Lord Seraph  
Exterminaaaaate… Exterminaaaate… EXTERMINAAAAATE!

@Lord Seraph  
It’s possible to put it into a geosynchronous orbit; the satellite orbits at the same rate the Earth turns on its axis, so relative to an observer on the surface, it’s “stationary.” And compared to all the junk up there already, this won’t be much of a hazard (at the very least it would be controlled and monitored).
 
That being said, how many lights are on in Chengdu if a space launch is a way to save money?

@lonewolf  
Guess the universe wants to celebrate Halloween as well
 
@Lord Seraph  
This is why I hate kids - __ -
 
@Lord Seraph  
Welp, there goes the Geek Squad… :P
 
@Lord Seraph  
Pretty expensive doorstop, wow
 
@Lord Seraph  
She has the POWER!!!
 
@Count Adramélekh Sear  
And to think my dad wants me to become an MMA fighter
 
@lonewolf  
Ouch. Guess those things aren’t as safe as they make it out to be
 
@lonewolf  
Disappearance: 100