Overwatch Thread (possible NSFW inside)

@Pagan  
But is it as good as “Young punks, get off my lawn!”?
 
That is a good idea though.

 
I like that one too, reminds me of Gran Torino.

@AppleJackFrost  
Holy shit those cosplays though

@Lupin Quill  
The new Dark Souls 3 DLC looks great.

@AppleJackFrost  
Oh so they’ve actually released info?
 
2 minutes later
 
>The place is called Ariandel  
>Has a rickety old rope bridge like the one in Ariamis
 
Ok now I’m curious

 
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Yeah, those three offense heroes really helped us win defending the payload on Hollywood.
 
Oh wait, we lost.

I just spent an entire match bullying Mercy as Junkrat.  
Sneaking round behind her team, dropping bear traps on her from high up after she respawned.  
So yeah, it’s my headcanon that he does that now.

@Pagan  
Heh, same. Honestly Soldier seems like an Eastwood character more than McCree does. McCree is more of a sleazy-charming Han Solo type to me.
 
 
@Lupin Quill  
Remind me to never play against you, damn that’s brutal.

@thevideonasty  
My team were so efficient that by the time I flanked them, the enemy team were pretty melted. There wasn’t much else for me to do.

@Lupin Quill  
Which offense characters were they? I know 3 Genjis/Tracers aren’t worth shit unless they’re good.
 
@thevideonasty  
McCree is young Eastwood (all those classic Westerns), 76 is old eastwood (grumpy).

@DaKurgan  
Mixed bag. Pharah, Reaper, and I think Genji. The only person who was playing defense other than me was Widow.

@Lupin Quill  
The Offense characters are a good complete line-up: two flankers (Genji/Tracer), two straight combats (76/McCree), and two hybrids (Pharah/Reaper).
 
With Supports and Tanks, they generally can be used in every situation, including defense.
 
So, they probably just sucked ass.

@DaKurgan  
Yeah, but I would have liked them to suck ass in a proper formation, instead they just looked like a bunch of kids. Which, for all I now, they might have been.  
I’m all for people breaking ranks if they’re gonna wipe the floor.

@Lupin Quill  
Yeah, all the kids love to play:
 
“Gengu” - “ROBOT NINJA!”/weebs  
“Hanjo” - bows are kewl, also weebs  
Reaper - we all know why  
76 - Call of Duty, but then get mad that he has no perks so they switch to…  
Pharah - “ZWOOM!”

@DaKurgan  
In low level lobbies, Hanzo is edgier than Reaper.

@Lupin Quill  
Yeah, I’ve noticed that too.
 
Something about Hanzo seems to attract the shittiest, most toxic players in the whole community.

So, has Blizzard given a date yet for the new map?

@DaKurgan
 
Maybe it’s because Hanzo himself has a pretty hardcore, perfectionist attitude?

Been watching a clip of the new map. Looks awesome but very defense favored.

@YetAnotherBrony  
I don’t think it’s Hanzo the character. It’s probably his design.
 
The vast majority of Hanzo players are garbage corner spammers or “snipers” that maybe eliminate 1 person the entire match (and with their ult).
 
I could count on one hand how many I’ve encountered that weren’t these.

 
I unironically ADORE Gremlin D.va.

@evilpresident  
Playing it on PTR. I can tell you that Eichenwald is attack favored, except at the beginning and the last point.
 
There are tons of flanking routes here. I think Mercy mains will hate this map (that Genji/Tracer/Reaper will be behind you) unless they’ve got a good pocket. Bastion mains might like though (lots of places to hide).
 
Junkrat is a BEAST on this map. Just about every team that’s serious about winning has him, attack and defense.