Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Now we’ve got a relationship we can build on

@TheMagpulPone  

 
What about Japanese or South Korean? If you’ve owned a Nintendo system or any PlayStation 1-3 (early 4 models?), it’s likely Japanese. If you have a smartphone, it’s likely Korean.
 
@ExtreVile  

 
Words to live by.

@Meanlucario  
How she even managed to keep her job, I won’t understand.

@Lord Goku  
I use Japanese camera equipment. Very good stuff.

@Meanlucario
 
Let’s get eaten.

Chinese invented guns.
 
Dear Americans.
 
WE WANT OUR GUN CULTURE BACK!
 
Quit appropriating our invention.

@Selaphiel  
America invented nukes.
 
Dear rest of the world.
 
We want ALL teh POWER!
 
Quit appropriating our invention and turn em’ over.

@TheMagpulPone  
Checks were created by the Islamic, so we might as well burn all our checks and never use them again.

@TheMagpulPone  
Robert Oppenheimer from heaven Yeeeess, all according to plan…

@TheMagpulPone  
“America” is a Latinized version of the Italian name “Amerigo”.  
Latin was the language of the Romans, GIVE THEM BACK THEIR CULTURE!!!

@Selaphiel  
They can have the name America, but they can’t have Murica’

@TheMagpulPone  
No one wants Murica’. Tis a stupid place.

@Selaphiel  
More specifically, the Italian explorer Amerigo Vespucci

@Meanlucario  
I’m pretty happy here. Murica’ forever.

@SuperPinkiePie64  
“Shaq, I don’t feel so good…”

@SuperPinkiePie64  
Mah gecko!

@SuperPinkiePie64  
Did he wipe out the other car insurance mascots? 😏

Now it’s no secret that Japan dislikes China and Chinese people.
 
But they seem to dig our food a lot…

@Selaphiel  
Hard to believe that Japan once sneak attacked us, then we nuked them, and now we work as allies.  
Progress.

@Selaphiel  
I didn’t know you were chineze5

@TheMagpulPone  
And ppl are scurred about iran tryna nuke israel.
 
What if they jes wanna be friends? Apparently nuking makes for good friends. I mean it worked once, who’s to say it won’t work the second time?
 
Let iran and israel nuke each other. They’ll be best friends down the line and we finally got at least one shit done in the middle east.