Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Background Pony #D426
As a reward for holding down a job, making ends meet and keeping the house clean, you can imagine yourself and your waifu living together in a nice clean house! That’s some good encouragement right there.
Background Pony #C85F
The Nutshack theme but every Nutshack is preceded by Pink Guy’s Dan Schneider video but every time Dan Schneider is said is replaced with a 1000°F knife cutting some inanimate object.
Background Pony #D426
“Righteous indignation” is a fun phrase, I’m surprised I don’t try to awkwardly shoehorn it into every conversation I have.
Nightweaver20xx
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Happy Derpy! -
Platinum bit -
Emerald -
Artist -

Evil
I can’t shake the feeling that the apocalypse is coming. I have nightmares of the horrors that are coming, and I won’t be able to stop them. The waking nightmare is coming.
Background Pony #D426
@Darth Prime  
I’m not sure what that means. I wanted to use that phrase in a post, but was worried I’d use it wrong/stupidly.
 
@Nightweaver20xx  
I’ve been waiting for the end of the world since 1999. I’m sure when it finally does happen its not going to be a quick one.
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