Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Hey, does everybody want to know how much retirement money I have at age 38? Zero.
 
ZERO DOLLARS.

 
One of these is not like the others.

I saw am upload for Prince..after he died. It says it was posted 2 years ago..but that was in 2016??

100 existing Pokemon that will have regional variants in my own region:
 
Venomoth  
Psyduck  
Golduck  
Growlithe  
Arcanine  
Ponyta  
Rapidash  
Dewgong  
Grimer  
Muk  
Kingler  
Horsea  
Seadra  
Lapras  
Natu  
Xatu  
Azumarill  
Sunflora  
Girafarig  
Dunsparce  
Shuckle  
Slugma  
Magcargo  
Houndoom  
Kingdra  
Stantler  
Ludicolo  
Shiftry  
Shedinja  
Sableye  
Mawile  
Sharpedo  
Wailord  
Camerupt  
Torkoal  
Flygon  
Altaria  
Tropius  
Sealeo  
Walrein  
Roserade  
Shellos  
Gastrodon  
Lucario  
Hippopotas  
Hippowdon  
Carnivine  
Abomasnow  
Weavile  
Probopass  
Phione  
Manaphy  
Blitzle  
Zebstrika (AKA oc:rampage)  
Audino  
Palpitoad  
Seismitoad  
Sandile  
Krokorok  
Krookodile  
Sigilyph  
Yamask  
Cofagrigus  
Garbodor  
Cinccino  
Gothitelle  
Reuniclus  
Klinklang  
Beheeyem  
Litwick  
Lampent  
Chandelure  
Druddigon  
Cobalion  
Terrakion  
Virizion  
Keldeo  
Skiddo  
Gogoat  
Klefki  
Phantump  
Trevenant  
Pumpkaboo  
Gourgeist  
Yungoos  
Gumshoos  
Mareanie  
Toxapex  
Mudbray  
Mudsdale  
Fomantis  
Lurantis  
Comfey  
Minior  
Komala  
Turtonator  
Mimikyu  
Bruxish  
Drampa  
Dhelmise

@Wiimeiser
 
Regional variations are always fun. Delta Pokemon is what got me into Pokemon Insurgence

@YetAnotherBrony  
You’ll love Sun and Moon’s Aloha form pokemon than.

Morrowind has the deepest lore of all the Elder Scrolls games
 

@PaskaNaakka  
Oh dear Azura, option 2 please.

@LynksDisease  
i think i’m the only person on the planet who thinks undertale is, save for a clever combat system, not very good.

Do you ever post something in a thread… only to get anxious as hell when no one else posts in that thread for a while, because you think your post might potentially have just killed off all conversation in that thread?
 
… watch as this very post I’m making does just that.

@Background Pony #2888  
telescopes

@Background Pony #2888  
…
 
Occasionally.

@Background Pony #2888  

 
Once in a while.

@Background Pony #2888  
Yep

@Background Pony #2888
 
I can’t deny that it happened to me, and I was feeling silly for having to worry about that… Glad to know I wasn’t the only one.

@PaskaNaakka  
Oh my Celestia, that picture is hilarious!
 
 
Also…  
(Joins Sexual Role Playing forum)

「Ahh ahh whirr puff puff poop…」
 
She gives the sexual noises out. She is have sitting like a Japanese toilet.

My sister is home. Today was her last day before Christmas break. Her teacher gave her a Barbie.

Just got back home from University. I missed this place.

You are approached by a frenzied scientist who yells, “I’m going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!”
 
What is your response?

Hey look, a Christmas Film Theory.  
Intro is Pat getting the Emoji Movie instead of the usual coal for releasing four FNAF theories  
…Never change, Pat.

@Meanlucario  
Hmm, wrong Pat. I don’t know what I was expecting.

@Nightweaver20xx  
SBFP Pat isn’t the only Pat in the world.

@Meanlucario  
Well, he should be. It would make my life a hell of a lot simpler. :X