Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Shyette
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Thread Starter - Yuri (NSFW)
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

I want coffiee
For whoo?
 
Yuga ???  
Mina Ailan  
Tsuyu Tiana  
Ida Captian Falcon  
Ochaco Rosalina  
Mashirao Goku?  
Denki Ash Ketchum  
Eijiro ???  
Koji Chewbacca  
Rikido Wreck it Ralph  
Mezo ???  
Kyoka some rocker  
Hanta ???  
Fumikage Falco  
Shoto ???  
Toru Vampire  
Bakugo Junkrat  
Deku Naveen  
Grapes ???  
Momo Princess Zelda?
Meanlucario
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Kinship Through Differences - Celebrated the 11th anniversary of MLP:FIM!

Time to get spooky
The Were-Pirates, Pt. 1
 
Context: A friend ran a 3.5 game where we were all Were characters of some kind, with a Human Were-Snake Levern the Snake-Charmer(me), a Human Swashbuckler Were-Shark Gaster Jagged-Jaw, and a Goliath Were-Orca Orpa (rules legal, believe it or not). The following posts are a sort of highlights reel of this sadly short game.
 
Gaster: A charmer, are ye? How’s about you go charm the Sea Witch on staff and live up to it?
 
Levern: Easily done, approaching said witch Hello, lass, name’s Lev-cut off as witch enchants a rope to wrap around his leg and hoist him up the mast
 
Levern: Erm, I’m not usually this kinky, but what the hell, I’ll give it a try.
 
Witch flings Levern off the ship, Gaster laughs his ass off, is promptly smacked with a barrel and falls overboard with Levern
 
Gaster: What the hell was that? You call getting thrown overboard being charmin?
 
Levern: I was just saying hi!
 
Gaster: Well stop, because yer damn awful at it!
𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Thread Starter - Started a thread with over 100 pages
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.

Your life is a movie.  
You are the main character.  
You say your scripts and act to your lines.  
Of course you do your lines in each scene.  
There is a hidden camera and a director who you can ask for help anytime up above.
Shyette
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Thread Starter - Yuri (NSFW)
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

I want coffiee
I had a weird dream where my bedroom was on the ground level and a had a big window that tock up an entire wall. And I got daily visits from a lion. Eventually, I also got visited by a tiger, a bear, cowboys and cavemen.
Meanlucario
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Kinship Through Differences - Celebrated the 11th anniversary of MLP:FIM!

Time to get spooky
The Were-Pirates, Pt. 2
 
This tid-bit comes after we reach the Voodoo Islands, the place Gaster was first cursed with his were-curse by an angry ex who hated how CE he was at the time, which led to some death, remorse, and Gaster learning she was alive by Voodoo and such. Anyway, here’s a conversation about Gaster’s rampant pansexuality
 
Levern: Ok, your ex has forgiven you, you have a lovely daughter, and you’re better now then you were then. Why do you still got that nervous look in your eyes?
 
Gaster: Well, it’s the others on the island I worry about..
 
Levern: What, you afraid they aren’t as forgiving as she was?
 
Gaster: No, I’m afraid they’ll want me to bed them again
 
Levern: Ok, how many on the island are you afraid of running into?
 
GM: As you ask this, you hear various whispers and whistles along with various winks and kissy faces from the local brothel, the fisherman, their daughters, some of their sons, the priests three daughters, and even the priest himself gives a nervous wave.
 
Gaster: Oh god, the ones from the wharf. Let’s go before we meet the rest of the town
 
Levern(OOC): How the hell did you Bard more than the Bard?
 
Gaster(OOC): What can I say, when Gaster smells blood in the water-
 
GM, cutting us off: And youre back on the ship. We’ll be back soon, don’t worry.
 
 
 
||I use the jar of wasps as a makeshift, fantasy vibrator
 
-my Bard, who almost died to a swarm of wasps after attempting to catch all of them and make them her friends  
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