Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Selaphiel  
CUTE

Anime girl: (takes a single step)
 
Her boobs: (jiggle in all 8 directions for like 30 seconds)

That bastard!  
But I thought you were the bastard?  
Dude!
 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Uncool… :(

I’m feeling a lot less sick, but still got minor congestion and that nasty cough.

@ILoveMyoozik  

 
Vice versa also works too! Goodness…

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Not bad, both fit pretty well

I almost got killed by a falling tree. It probably wouldn’t have reached past my window anyway, but 56 km/h winds snapped the stump clean in two. I bet it’s caused by the fires currently stretching from Wood’s Point to Gympie. Evacuation seems imminent…

Ham/Cheese/Hotdog rolls.
 
 

It always annoys me when two popular bands or artists have similar sounding names.
 
For example:  
-Bullet for My Valentine/My Bloody Valentine  
-Walk the Moon/Walk Off the Earth  
-Bryan Adams/Ryan Adams  
-Patti Smith/Patty Smyth  
-Steely Dan/Steeleye Span  
-Beck/Jeff Beck  
-The Who/The Guess Who  
-Men at Work/Men Without Hats

@TheHappySpaceman  
Bothers me more when It’s hard to search for things because of more popular things with the same name, or a name that’s so generic it may as well be impossible to find. I look for All Time Low? Sure, find that stupid Jon Bellion song instead of the band.

@LightningBolt  
Or when a band shares the same name of the song.

@The Equestrian Zodiac  
What about the same name as the album?

@LightningBolt  
That can be pretty annoying.

@LightningBolt  
That’s gotta be rough. I can imagine that was a challenge back when the band fun. was popular.

Alternative timeout:
 
You climb up and place your kid in a single platform on top of a large tree.
 
Call it The Crow’s Nest.
 
And tell your kid that’s the place for Bad Eggs.

Wilco - Wilco from “Wilco”  
Bad Company - Bad Company from “Bad Company”  
Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath from “Black Sabbath”  
The Good, The Bad, And The Queen - The Good, The Bad, And The Queen from “The Good, The Bad, And The Queen”  
Porno For Pyros - Porno For Pyros from “Porno For Pyros”  
Motörhead - Motörhead from “Motörhead”  
Back In Time - Back In Time from “Back In Time”  
Iron Maiden - Iron Maiden from “Iron Maiden”

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Reading this makes me want to punch myself in the face.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
My own band, Dark Matter, has a song titled “Dark Matter” from our 2013 album titled, you guessed it, Dark Matter.

@TheHappySpaceman  
Bullet for my Bloody Chemical Valentine Romance

@Count Adramélekh Sear  

The 70’s were better for that