Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@GenericArchangel  
Meh.

@Twi Clown - The red nosed christmas pony  

 
One of us one of us one of us

@TheHappySpaceman
 
Screw you.

@TheMagpulPone  
When I was a kid, I had weird nightmares about those overpasses. It was like they gave me vertigo. IIRC it was shortly after we moved to Lancaster (PA) and decided to visit Washington, D.C. Possibly the old Springfield Interchange?

@TheMagpulPone  
If you steal a car in one of those, would that be a highway robbery? 🤔

My official review of the Impossible Whopper:
 
“Good, mostly indistinguishable from a regular save for a certain ‘heaviness’ that I can only assume comes from a cow’s soul.”

In every system of morality, which I have hitherto met with, I have always remarked, that the author proceeds for some time in the ordinary way of reasoning, and establishes the being of a God, or makes observations concerning human affairs; when of a sudden I am surprised to find, that instead of the usual copulations of propositions, is, and is not, I meet with no proposition that is not connected with an ought, or an ought not. This change is imperceptible; but is, however, of the last consequence. For as this ought, or ought not, expresses some new relation or affirmation, ’tis necessary that it should be observed and explained; and at the same time that a reason should be given, for what seems altogether inconceivable, how this new relation can be a deduction from others, which are entirely different from it. But as authors do not commonly use this precaution, I shall presume to recommend it to the readers; and am persuaded, that this small attention would subvert all the vulgar systems of morality, and let us see, that the distinction of vice and virtue is not founded merely on the relations of objects, nor is perceived by reason.

@Myoozik  

@Broken Adam  

 
Mommy Tulsi!

I, Jonathan E. G. Do hereby allow the able bodied patrons of my life to hereby grant me one wish.
 
Buy me more manga.

Diplomatic immunity!!
 
Bang!
 
It’s just been revoked!

@Myoozik  
Oof…

@Myoozik  
Yay

I just helped some lady by returning her fallen wallet on the road containing some large loads of money, office ID’s, credit cards and sort of stuff.
 
The thing fell out of the SUV and luckily, I found a passenger jeep swooping by so I had to ride and follow it. Some long distances, when the SUV entered a private village, I dropped of the jeep and ran like hell towards the slowed vehicle.

When I was, a young boy  
My father, took me into the city  
To see a marching band

“I’m gonna tell my kids this is planet Mars”
 

“NIGGA” while this plays bass boosted  
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@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Is this Mars?

@SombrLiz  
No, it’s Australia on a typical day on 2050.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
How can you get a picture of the future? Are you a time traveler?

@Scrabbleman  
Oh you’ve learned this by now?
 
Actually, no. I can see the far future through my mind.

MARS IS A LYE

Sydney in 2080