Since Gen 8 is coming out next year, let’s kill some time.
Deoxys Invasion Report Part 1
“UPIRRT Intelligence Report, Information about the mysterious object has been received, Open for distribution.”
“UPIRRT Satellites have detected mysterious triangular objects above of the Earth’s atmosphere, these objects are believe to be of extraterrestrial origin. The following locations of where the mysterious objects have been located are:
In the Kanto Region:
Cerulean City
Fuchsia City
Saffron City
Vermillion City
In the Johto Region:
Blackthorn City
Cianwood City
Goldenrod City
In the Hoenn Region:
Lilycove City
Mauville City
Slateport City
In the Sinnoh Region:
Canalave City
Hearthome City
Pastoria City
Veilstone City
In the Unova Region:
Castelia City
Driftveil City
Nimbasa City
In the Kalos Region:
Lumiose City
And in the Alola Region:
Hau’oli City
Further information is uncertain, but it is believe that they objects are holding very high numbers of an extraterrestrial legendary Pokemon known “Deoxys.” Their behavior is not yet confirmed at this time, but it is believe to hostile at this time. UPIRRT Agents in these areas are advising the citizens to remain calm and, if necessary, get indoors. All agents are advised to be ready on standby in case the sitution goes awry. Emergency Bulletins has been sent out via Airwaves, Pokénet, various Pokégear, and mobile devices as a precaution. We will continue to gather information of this mysterious event, we must ensure the safety of both humans and Pokémon. End of report.”