Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

@SquiggyBomb  
We are not Scottish.

@uc9  
Trust me darling if that were the case NONE of you would know about until we posted the sex tape.

@SquiggyBomb  

 
So when Half-Life 3 comes out?

Don’t know where to get money now. The loan wasn’t approved.

God I just do NOT like Akechi’s face.
 
It just looks so punchable.

@SquiggyBomb
 
I’ll be honest. I actually thought you and Marc actually did meet before.

@AppleJackFrost  

 
I know that feel.

@SquiggyBomb  

 
Like this guy’s?

I’m trying to decide what to do.

>two people with a Wendy’s avatar
 
This will get confusing

I thought of something: you know what is probably one of the few mythical events that probably did happen? Berserkers. Berserkers mythologically were warriors that were so high from taking stuff beforehand that even if you delivered a fatal wound rather than falling down in agony they would keep fighting until they finally bled out.
 
So like imagine you’re on the battlefield and you completely slice off someone’s arm. A mythological berserker were the warriors that were so high that even though their arm was completely gone they would still fight until they died of blood loss.
 
 
I guess the moral is to make sure someone is dead before you sheath your sword.

@uc9  
But what if I want them to suffer?

@uc9  
Wasn’t there a battle that involved one side drinking coffee and coming out swinging like berserkers?

I honestly have no idea why Singapore banned vape pens  
Especially since Cigarettes are common as fuck here

@Commune  
Doesn’t Cigarettes have pictures on them. Because over here in the States it doesn’t.

@igotnopicks  
Not that the smokers give a damn about the pictures.

@NotYourAverageLurker  
But you gotta be a hard core smoker in that country.  
Because over here in the States we have no pictures of diseases and stuff. America is lame.

The story is getting intense. RIP Vincent.

@igotnopicks  
Hey, we’re pretty boring too, ya know.

@uc9  
They ate a mushroom

I thought of something: in scifi wouldn’t time travel be considered inherently evil? Like let’s say you stop WWII from ever happening. Then baby boomers, the children of baby boomers would be killed/erased as a result.
 
Not to mention if such a civilization were able to travel back in time wouldn’t that cause pretty much a time war in which the different possible timelines have people traveling back in time to ensure their continued existence? Like let’s say you kill Hitler that would cause someone from say 10000AD to travel back in time to stop you so that everyone they have ever known don’t die, but as a result of them stopping you someone from 10000AD in the new timeline stops the person that stops you from killing Hitler so that their timeline can continue.

@uc9  
Is this Doctor Who?

@HJSDGCE  

 
You know… There’s actually a bit in Doctor Who where time got so fucked it caused the “nightmare child”, “army of meanwhiles and neverweres” and the “could have been king”.
 
 
I guess my point is that time is one of those things that you don’t fuck no matter how horny you are to fuck it.

@uc9  
Like robots?