Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

I’ve noticed that nobody has a bad thing to say about Mr. Rogers.

My hobbies include coloring, video games and throwing myself on my bed and sobbing until I fall asleep.

I think Jonah’s relationship with the bots is a mix of Joel and Mike’s.

Jonah will try to teach the bots morals, like when he told them Rock Hudson isn’t a good role model for them, but he’ll also play around with them.
 
They don’t respect him as much as Joel, but they’re also nowhere near as rough with him as they were with Mike.

I haven’t watched the Netflix-only MST3K, just the old ones.

A lab at Cornell has created the closest thing to artificial life that has ever been done.
 
Using synthetic DNA, they’ve created a biomechanical system that moves, consumes, metabolizes, and exhibits emergent behaviors.
 
They’re not ready to call it “life”, but its damn near close.

@Zincy  
hopefully it will grey goo this mistake we call our species and replace it with one that can grasp things like subtext compassion and consent,

Happy Easter

@Holofan4life  
don’t tell me what the fuck to do,

Someone’s salty here.

Someone broke the awning at Wendy’s by driving their fucking Uhaul truck through the drive-thru

@Holofan4life  
Haha, nice joke.
 
 
But that was stupid.

A customer came by and asked if Wendy’s, a hamburger place, was still selling hamburgers

@Holofan4life
 

I felt a strong earthquake two hours ago and I’ve never experienced this much strength in my life.
 
Also panic attacked because they are saying that this might be a foreshock.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  

I cleaned my ear with cotton bud and accidentally rubbed my eardrum
 
it feels painful and tickly at the same time

The damage has been done
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
I feel so, so, so bad for everybody out here.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Life within the ring of fire.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
I hope your people are alright.

I’m absolutely still traumatized and paranoid about this earthquake for it is my first time I’ve felt this strong in my life.

I want to party like it’s 2001!