Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

@WinterFlower154  
If i counted right this was it,

@Thanotos Omega  
Thanks!

Me rn.
 

Did anyone hear about that Hearth’s Warming organ recital that was (I think) in Boston? It was supposedly today and was mentioned on EQD, but I can’t find it there anymore.
 
Really wanna listen what it sounded like.

I’m here to inform you that May 20, 2021 is officially called “Keanu Reeves Day”.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Why that date? Is there some significance to it?

@Kongou  
John Wick 4 and The Matrix 4 will be released on that same day.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  

 
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@[Ω]  
What do you mean “????????????” ?

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
I only know the existence of three Matrix movies.  
Where the “4” comes from?

@[Ω]  
You must be living under a rock.
 
They’re actually making another Matrix movie.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  

 
You could just told me that was announced just today >.>

Winter 2020 is packed.
 
A Certain Scientific Railgun season 3, Yuru Camp season 2, the Nekopara TV series. I’m all kinds of excited.

My keyboard doesn’t always register my presses. What do I do?
 
My keyboard registers my key presses 99% of the time, so I guess it’s not a big deal, right?

@Background Pony #6627  
Press the keys HARDER.

I’m here to inform you that this is the last Friday The 13th of the decade.

If I reviewed movies, my signature drink (Nostalgia Critic - Jägermeister, AVGN - Rolling Rock, Bobsheaux - Captain Morgan) would be ginger ale because I’m anti-alcoholic and, well, doing it with Pepsi or Coke just makes you look lame.
 
And jeez, I already get watery eyes when it as so much sparkles in my nose.

@CalypsoFantasy  
Screw looking lame. Coke all the way for me.

@Penguin Dragneel  
Upgrade to cherry coke and then you’re talking my language

You know what we need? Someone to make a trolling thread. That would be fun. Then I can post on other threads besides the lewd thread.

@WinterFlower154  
So you can just like shit post?

@That1GuyGAMER18  
Uh huh.

@WinterFlower154  
There’s the stupid stuff thread

@Myoozik  
Perhaps I will check it out.

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