Wrestling thread

It’s early 2020. The Kanellis’ haven’t been seen in a few months, but RAW opens with some breaking news – Maria Kanellis has gone into labour and is expected to give birth before the end of the show.
 
Throughout the show we get a few video packages, recapping the last few months. Since announcing her pregnancy, Maria has accused over 70 members of the WWE roster of being the real father. Each and every one of them proceeded to kick Mike’s ass, including Drake Maverick, Curt Hawkins and Sting.
 
Cut to the end of RAW. We see The Kanellis’ at the Local Medical Facility. Maria is about to give birth and Mike is supporting her. The doctor can see the baby. Maria pushes, and pushes, and finally the baby is born! It’s… It’s…
 
IT’S A HAND??!!
 
In comes Mark Henry and his son Hand. They apologise for missing the birth, Mark taking the responsibility as he needed some sexual chocolate from the vending machine. The doctor hands hand to Hand. Hand and Maria share a tender moment with their new-born. Mark tells Hand he is proud of him while giving him the World’s Strongest Hug.
 
Mike Kanellis is distraught. He asks Hand why he cucked him. Hand responds: “That’s what I do”
 
Maria and Hand make out for a full 3 minutes while Mark Henry cradles his grandson and Mike loses his shit. RAW cuts to black. The whole storyline is never mentioned again.

Apparently Bischoff would work a full day, go out to dinner with his wife, and people would complain that after 7 p.m., on certain days, he would become impossible to reach

@Konata Izumi Pony  

 
I don’t know Man, hearing about NXT going out of Full Sail in 2020 just because AEW’s Events are held in bigger Venues sounds like Desperation Act to Me.
 
If NXT’s Viewership goes even lower as it already does unfortunately, it’s clear Vince takes Actions & could ruin the Meaning of NXT completly, I hope that doesn’t happen for the Love of Equestria…..
 
@Nodqfan  

 
At some point eventually, but it’s very clear that NXT was being put on USA with the 2 Hour Format because of Vince’s unbearable Ego just to take away Attention of AEW. You can say it’s the “AEW Effect”. :o

“Little Orange Cassidy” vs Cody Rhodes>>>>>WWE Main Roster Product XD
 
MJF can sell everything with Class, this Guy is a Goldmine for AEW to have no question! :)
 
#AEWDynamite #AllEliteWrestling

Whoever came up with Shorty G deserves to be shot.

@Holofan4life
 
Agreed, preferably in the knee.

Should I make a new wrestling thread?
 
I’m scared, sick and tired of being disrespected for liking a promotion that nobody likes now.
 
And everytime i wanna talk about wrestling in another thread (especially wanting to compare the Bayley heel turn to MLP characters and ships), idiots want to shove the “wrestling is fake” bullshit down my throat. It’s even worse than being disrespected for liking WWE.

And yes I’m back to this still infected thread.

Way to make Drew Gulak look weak as hell, WWE

@Holofan4life  
isn’t that a bit extreme?

 
Lol

@Holofan4life  
ends in disqualification anyway

@Holofan4life  

 
 
@Holofan4life  

 
Good lord was SmackDown awful this week, not only did Vince/WWE turn Gable into a Joke with this Stupid Ass Name & buried Gulak literally on his First SmackDown appearance.
 
They made Revival & Nakamura look like absolute Chumps, way to go Vince.
 
Don’t even get me started with Boreman Drains being overused on this weeks SmackDown, absolutely Pathetic. :o
 
I hope the Ratings keep getting Lower for these Main Roster Shitshows, i literally pray to Discord to have that happening XD
 
#RetireVince #WWEMainRosterProductSucks #SupportTheAlternative

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This shit is why I asked if I wanna make another wrestling thread

@Hollowfox Jaeger  
Someone seems to be unaware that the Main Roster Product is at its Worst these last few Years(I can’t believe i’m saying this but the Johnboy Era wasn’t as Godawful like this Boreman Drains Forced Agenda Era XD), I think you need to extend your Pro Wrestling Knowledge.
 
Check out AEW, NJPW, NWA, DragonGate, MLW as Examples, then you know what you have missed Man. :)
 
#WWEMainRosterProductSucks #RetireVince #SupportTheAlternative

My prayers to Discord so far has worked out fabolously, SmackDown lost nearly 500.000 Viewers this week, completly deserved no question eeyup! :D

@Background Pony #4615  
I always check out AEW, hell I even look forward to Saturday PPV events and Wednesday Dynamite.
 
But you seem to disrespect people’s opinions just because you don’t like WWE which is why I can’t go back to this thread.
 
It’s worse than some anime-profiled douchebag always butting in and say “Wrestling is fake” or “I don’t care about wrestling” to the point where I go fucking irate.

@Hollowfox Jaeger  

Sigh
 
I need to talk about something other than venting about WWE and such.
 
Hmmmm…
 
One day, I’d love to help organize a Halloween-themed indie wrestling show. Just make it part of a big event to celebrate my favorite holiday.

Once Bobby Lashley leaves WWE, people will realize that his run since returning in 2017 was actually pretty decent.
 
When Bobby Lashley feuded with Sami Zayn, people thought it was horrible. And it was. However, Bobby Lashley was booked like a monster, always destroying Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn. While the booking of Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn was questionable, Lashley was booked excellently.
 
Lashley also had a very good match against Roman Reigns on Pay Per View. Nothing mindblowing, but still very good. Lashley even beat Roman Reigns. Not many people do that.
 
Even the story he’s in right now with Lana and Rusev is salvaged by Lashley and his weird facial expressions. If it wasn’t for Lashley, that storyline would be complete garbage.
 
Overall, while Lashley’s WWE run since returning in 2017 hasn’t been the best, it is better than people give it credit for. Lashley is always booked to look like a monster. I think people will realize this the day he leaves WWE.

I made a video I thought some of you here might enjoy.
 
Back in 2011, Maffew said Botchamania and ponies wouldn’t mix. 8 years later and with the series freshly over, I thought I’d try my luck with OSW Review.
 
OSW Review Describes Every Episode of My Little Pony Seasons 1-3

@Alexk13  
Maybe you could bring back the WCW Dungeon of Doom for the event.

I watched Bound For Glory. Is it just me, or was anyone else pissed off Sami gave a piledriver on Brian Cage onto thumbtacks and Brian kicked out at one? I wouldn’t have mind it if Brian Cage kicked out at 2 and a half, because Brian Cage’s whole gimmick is that he’s not human. But by having him kick out at one ruined my suspension of disbelief. It just came off, no pun intended, tacky.

Oh, here’s something I thought that includes pones.
 
Bayley = Fluttershy or Marble Pie  
Charlotte = Sugar Belle  
WWE SmackDown Women’s Championship = Big Macintosh
 
Charlotte Winning the WWE SD Women’s Championship = Sugarmac being canon.  
Bayley turning heel = Flutterbitch moments in Putting Your Hoof Down, Flutter Brutter, Buckball Season, Fame and Misfortune and Marble Pie’s glare in “The Maud Couple”
 
Only difference is: Sugarmac is canon (even at the end of the series) and not Marblemac nor Fluttermac (obviously the latter due to little to no interaction, such missed opportunity) while Bayley won the SD Women’s championship once again after defeating Charlotte. (Which Sugarmac being canon lasted longer than Charlotte’s post-HIAC championship reign lol)
 
It’s Charlotte’s fault the crying kid will grow up to threaten Bayley for scarring him for her heel turn.