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“My name is Celestia, Princess of Useless. Why am I even alive?”

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“My name is Luna. Other princess of useless. I slept through a changeling invasion and got defeated by snow clouds.”
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Phelous: I would like to remind you all that without Celestia’s divine power, Equestria, and the rest of the Multiverse, wouldn’t be around and in one piece. So, using one of my quotes to sully her name offends me.
Eilistraee

You are right. Just change “Celestia” to “Luna” and the text will be very correct. Because, you know, Luna is the worst princess and technically the most useless of them.
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woaw there cowboy! Easy there..
 
you gonna wake up the woona fans from across the woodworks. Nobody wants a spoilsport drama fighting ensuing, even if ironically they’ll say they would, we all now how much anti-depressants we’ll need if it comes to that.
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Says the princess who’s job was proven to be unnecessary as it was done by another for a thousand years just fine. Also who’s only unique job is also shown to be useless as there are no physiological problems after a thousand years of ponies having nightmares like normal. Then there’s also the fact that she’s the only equestrian princess to actively try and destroy the very civilization they are tasked with ruling over. Only reason i can see she still has a job is merely out of pity.
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I would add something else, but I think you all got this covered.
 
also, 1000 years peace and denied Luna from going full Sombra on Equestria, who is aka princess of jealous.
Kamazeustra
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Before the Tantibus she used to punish herself by having her Celestia puppet beat her with a stick Punch and Judy style.
 
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Oh sure. Hey sister. Hows about YOU face the super charged insect queen powered by a fucking cadence obssesed shining armor. You know…instead of eating cheetos on your fat ass like you were doing…
 
See how it goes for you.
 
Then come back with that smile on your face.
 
…sister.