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@Background Pony #6CE1  
So your guards will be hear in five minutes?  
Good, I only need two to kick your ass!
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@Background Pony #ED58
 
Adagio:  
“Oh you are WRONG, for I’m not just a ‘bitch’, I’m an heir to a  
tyrant! Now, if I’m not mistaken, my next helicopter ride should  
be here in about, well, let’s just say…five minutes?
 
Flash:  
“Guys, if she’s telling the truth, then we gotta find a safe way  
out of here! You take care of that…I’LL take care of her…”
 
Applejack: “Okay, Flash. Lest go girls!”  
Rainbow Dash: “Best of luck!”  
Twilight: “Good luck~!”  
Spike XIII: “Go get’em!“>:3  
Sunset: “You got this Flash!”
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@Background Pony #6CE1  
Oh you bitch!
Background Pony #7365
@Background Pony #ED58
 
Adagio:  
“So, let me guess; your all a rag-tag team of misfits  
here to save world, right%….?”
 
Sunset: “More of less, I guess…”  
Flash: “Actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment”  
Applejack: “Yeah, Let’s do that!”  
Spike XIII: “I’m new here, but I’m open to the concept”  
Twilight: “Eh, That’s sounds pretty legit…”
 
Rainbow Dash:  
“I THOUGHT THAT’S WHAT WE WERE DOING, YOU GUYS!! COME ON!”
 
Adagio:  
“Well, I heard rumors that our dearly departed mentor had to  
resort to horrible crimes, such as; blackmailing, kidnapping,  
manipulating, corruption, and almost destroying Canterlot high,  
until she was discovered murdered, via sword to the back….  
So, me and the girls decided to let bygones be bygones%….”
 
Flash:  
“But he KILLED your mentor!!”
 
Adagio:  
“Oh no-no-no-no, your mistaken…YOU all killed her,  
After escaping from detention~….”
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@Background Pony #6CE1  
Principal Chinch is dead, all hail principal Dazzle!!!
Background Pony #7365
@Background Pony #ED58
 
(Meets up with Adagio at the roof)
 
Sonata:  
“Ooooh! I still don’t%….”
 
Adagio:  
Just imagine the cupcakes as tacos, Sonata…”
 
Sonata:  
“OH! That makes sense%!”
 
Flash:  
“Who the hell is she…??”
 
Applejack:  
I know who she is…one of Principal Chinch’s most trusted  
apprentices; Adagio ‘heartless-b****h’ Dazzle….”
 
Adagio:  
“Oh-ho-ho, you mean ‘FORMER apprentice’? You are NOW looking  
at the NEWEST principle of Crystal Prep Academy!”
Background Pony #4862
@Background Pony #6CE1  
How does a girl that dense run so fast!?!
Background Pony #7365
@Background Pony #ED58
 
Flash:  
“Who the f*** KILLED her….?!”
 
Sunset:  
“I’m gonna go with whoever used Tirek’s sword…”
 
(Cue dramatic music)
 
Flash:  
“Ooohh, sh**….”
 
Sonata:  
“TIREK!? He won’t catch ME!”  
(Caught by Flash and group)  
“AAH!! I’VE BEEN CAUGHT!”
 
Flash:  
“Tell us what happen!”
 
Sonata:  
“Well, I was busy getting tacos from the cafeteria, when all of a  
sudden, TIREK showed up! He killed the students and teacher, then  
Principal Chinch said ‘Life is like a bowl of cupcakes’ and then  
SHE DIED!! How does the metaphor END?? HOW - DOES IT - END!?”
 
(Then they heard a helicopter coming from the roof)
 
Sonata:  
“Hey, It’s Adagio! SHE’LL know what to do~!”
 
Rainbow Dash:  
“That crazy taco-loving B***H!”
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@Background Pony #6CE1  
(Group finds Principal Chinch dead)  
Well,well,well…..I guess she was right.
Background Pony #7365
@Background Pony #ED58
 
Flash:  
“Listen, Twilight, I don’t know what Sunset told, but I  
did NOT killed these guards…”
 
Twilight:  
“Oh, I know it wasn’t you, Flash. I was someone else…  
Someone I didn’t know but felt like I did….”
 
Flash:  
“Oh…that does sound kinda scary…”
 
Twilight:  
“Oh, that’s scary part. What’s REALLY scary is that I  
heard a voice saying….’follow the blood’…”
 
Flash:  
“I’m sorry, WHAT-~~???”
 
(We see the halls of Crystal Prep covered in blood)
 
Flash:  
“Ooooohhh….”
 
Spike XIII:  
“Status report; Where do I begin~….?” ~~ w -
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@Background Pony #6CE1  
Guys, somethings going on  
JAILBREAK!!!!!
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@Background Pony #ED58
 
Applejack:  
(To Spike XIII)  
“Let me tell you my story….When I was lil gal, everyday, I go  
to church and pray to whatever god is listening…I said ‘God?  
Are you there? It’s me, Baby Applejack…Now I don’t care if  
you take me home, my friends, or the apples which I eat…What  
I want…is a talking dog best friend…!’ And now here I am…  
Apple-less, friendless, and homeless…”  
(Tearfully)  
“But NOT…talking-dog-BEST-FRIEND-LESS!”
 
Spike XIII:  
“Oh my gosh! We’re best friends!?“<8’D
 
Applejack:  
“YES WE ARE!!!”
 
(Applejack and Spike XIII tearfully hug each other)
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Hello, my name is Spike XIII, and I’m hungry.
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[Sunset Shimmer’s bedroom]  
Sunset:  
  • heavy sigh *  
    “Okay, Flash…? I think it’s time we address the elephant in  
    the room; If/when we’re gonna ‘DO’ this…I’M in charge. It’s  
    not that I CAN’T trust you…It’s that DON’T trust you.”
     
    Flash:  
    “Can we PLEASE not talk about this right now…?”
     
    Sunset:  
    “Look you NEED to address the elephant, Flash!”
     
    Flash:  
    “Can we NOT??”
     
    Sunset:  
    ADDRESS THE ELEPHANT FLASH!!”
     
    Pinkie:  
    “OhMyGosh! You guys are dressing an elephant??”
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Rarity: run twilight run as fas has you can  
Flash: get back here  
But that twilight is still running away from flash and that him staring to chase her  
Twilight: (sobbing) leave me alone flash you big jerk
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@Background Pony #6D74  
Yes, but I was mainly referring to how the fandom treats him, and let’s face it you know there hundreds of bronies who hates Flash.
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What “this” are you talking about? Flash is alright guy, so no none of “this” really makes sense, if you’re looking at canon personalities.