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I was in fucking tears the first time I saw this. Granted I was tired so I was a lot more giggly than usual.
Background Pony #0247
Cadence: walks in Hey Shining I-WHA-ARE YOU TRYING TO PROPOSE TO YOUR FATHER!?!?! Shining: …This is NOT what it looks like…slams box shut and runs off hoping his dad won’t tell her and ground him
mrjohn-eggman
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He can’t deal with your bullshit right now, Shining.
 
Why don’t you try to be much close with somepony who could really understand this struggle of go further to the next step? :-9
Zack
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“Will you uh… marry… me…?”
 
Groans… Son… how many times have we been over this… I can’t marry you… I have your mother. If you were to had asked me before I had first met your mother then maybe I’d choose you. Oh wait! You couldn’t, cause you weren’t there! I made you, my SON!”
 
“But daaaaad~ I love you so much! I mean we say we love each other a lot of times and we kiss and hug each other! P-Plus I’ve known you for my whole li~~”
 
“Of course we’ve known each other your whole life… I. Am. Your. Father!”
 
“And that’s why I love you daddy! Marry me~!”
 
“Uuugh… I knew that Cadence had some magic drug hidden within her stash… bitch can’t be trusted…”
 
“What was that daddy?! Are you reconsidering in marrying me?! Oooh daddy yes! Yes take me daddy! Ple~~”
 
“Nevermind!!! Sigh… Look… the point is I am your dadd- erm your f-father, and I am already ‘married’ to your mother! If I were to have a relationship with you, that would be called incest and we would be in a lot of tr~~”
 
“Umm… daddy? What’s… incest? Is it a safety word? gasp! Oooooh~<3 Please marry me!! I love safety words!! I didn’t knew you were into bonda~~”
 
“ANYWHOOOO…!! Will you please leave me alone! I’m trying to read, damn it!”
 
“Oooh okay fine…”
 
Sigh… finally… peace and quiet. Heh… come to think of it… Shining does look rather cute when he struts around swaying those hips back and forth… makes me feel glad that I’m his dadd-”
 
“Umm… I love you daddy%!”
 
“I love you too, son… wait…”
 
GAAASSP!! MARRY ME DADDY%<3<3<3!!!”
 
“GOD DAMN IIIIT!!!”