Oddly fitting.
 
More proof that Rainbow Dash is les…. nah..

Rarity is Rachel Amber and I will fight about it.

i’d love to have those two(or four if you count the two ships that are “fused” in this pic) as my IRL mommies,the way i imagine,i’d be an anthro pony with a personality who’s a mix between them,cute like max/FS but badass like Chloe/RD,it’d be hella cool,i’d ship with somepony who LOVES me,instead of every single psycho girl who comes to my town(a huge town in santa catarina - brazil)and my mom befriends their mom and then the “yandere”(i guess i can call’em that,they’re ally batshit crazy) falls in love with me and they act like pinkamina,wich makes me sad and disgusted and then suddenly they leave town,ending the “ship” thet had with me,it’s NEVER funny,but now my mom befriend an “yandere”‘s mom who lives permanently in my town(her name is “Mariane”(brazilian portuguese for “mary ann”),and guess what,the “yandere” daughter fell in love with me,every place i go she’s there with a face wich’s like “there’s my tachi,what are we going to do today,love?,slaughter!?”(she says “you can’t have slaughter without laughter”) or “will you help me bash on tsunderes?” or even “i’ve seen on youtube that “meat cupcakes” are a real thing,this means i can be like pinkamena and you’ll be my crush”,
 
but someday this NIGHTMARE has to end,either by me moving to rio grande do sul or to paraná,and then my dream of being like “Max + Chloe” with another girl can become real
 
(i only post this here as a kind of “protest”(if you can call this a protest) against my mom seeing yanderes as good and “shipping” them with me(to wich my dad agrees(they’re both LGBT-allies and say i must embrace who i am(a lesbian) but they don’t let me ship myself with who i want and ship me with yanderes whom they befriend and are lesbians too(sometimes i’d like to day to them “i can choose who i love mom/dad you don’t have to ship me with every psycho girl who comes to town(and no,mariane does NOT know derpibooru exists(if she knew i’d NEVER be posting this here)
 
until then,i’ll just daydream about being the daughter of Chloe/RD + Max/FS
 
thank you for reading this desperate cry for help of this brazilian girl who’s very afraid of yanderes and in particular of the yandere who “likes/loves”(as some of you might call this a “love” story” and say i’m to timid to know she loves me in her psycho ways(and no she never played LiS nor any game,she likes music and ponies(mostly pinkamena and whoever i want to “be” when shipped to Pinkanena(as long as it’s not RD,because mariane hates RD) and hates games)
 
what should i do?,ask my parents to move to rio grande do sul or paraná?,be honest with the yandere and tell what i feel?(even tho this option might kill me as i know how yanderes act when their crush don’t love them) or try to understand her psycho nature and why she acts like this(as Chloe and Rachel did in Chloe’s car in LIS:BE4 The Storm(therapy),because i kinda like her,we’ve been together since 2015,i just don’t like her psycho/yandere ways of doing things,i mean a knife isn’t the answer to everything as she thinks it is(our zodiac signs match,i’m Pisces(born march 11 of 1999) and my ascendant’s cancer(or “crab”) and she’s Scorpio(born november 3 of 1995) and her ascendant’s capricorn(see? i’m all water and she’s all earth,perfect match,except for the fact that like pinkamena,she KILLS people(or claims to have killed 3 people,cooked and ate their organs)
 
sorry for this “book” i’ve wrote,i’ve lost track of how long the text is,and i’m desperate about my “yandere GF”s “problem”,i don’t wanna lose her,i just want her to be more cute and less of a psycho,and sorry if i wrote something wrong,english teachers here in brazil don’t seem to do their job well

@toonbat  
Once you play the full game. u will understand the feels.

Life Is Feels

Chloe Dash defeats the hurricane by flying REALLY FAST. Best end

I don’t understand the reference, but I understand cuteness.