Air support huh?  
 
You hearin’ that beep Trotsky?  
It’s death calling.

There is a Derpibooru IRC…

Tanks?  
Pffft…  
 
Where’s your God now?

Oh, fuck me! Retreat!
 

 
Trotsky to Non-Apple Princesses: I have provided air support. Over.

Have you guys thought of getting an irc?

Horns glows and jumps up breaking shield
 
LOLNOPE
 
Conjures up a tank
 

 
Ready for rumpbusting sister?

Hmmm…  
I much reather keep my hands clean…  
Go get ’em, boy!  
 
Do I frighten you?

Oh Applejack, you poor deluded fool. You always have been and always will be just a simple apple farmer. You just happened to stumble upon some power. While you may be strong, you have no clue how to use such power. I, on the other hoof. Well. Look up and see
 
has sent a chunk of the moon hurtling toward earth

Indeed.
 

 
Shall we, Zombie?

*I look at my delicate hoof.

Blackie, take care of Zombie Trotsky. I’ve got bigger fish to fry.
 
The loss of my sister could not pierce my blackened heart. I slowly walked up to the two alicorns and paraded around them.
 
I have tasted power and I got to say that I quite love it. This new body has given me a new view on life. I look at my delicate._
 
You two are nothing but conniving false princesses.
 
My horn glows and a force field envelopes them.
 
I shall have to punish you for your heresies…

Sooo Princess Applejack is in a power struggle with Princess Molesia?
 
bows before Applejack
 
Humbly at your service, m’lady!

Whelp, We’ve done worse…

I used to think you were cool, Applejack.
 
I was there for you when you were down. When people called you a background pony.
 
But now you’re a power hungry tyrant.
 
You dick.

Don’t worry AJ.  
 
I’ve got this!  
FLEX THOSE ELBOWS NOVA! WE’VE GOT WORK TO DO!

How’s this thread going?

Kay.
 
sends Applebloom smack dab in the middle of the sun
 
I lied. Sent her to heart of the sun instead.

Guys…
 
Halp.

A flurry of emotions torrent through my intensified body. Suddenly, I begin to calm down and gain my composure. A wicked grimace curls upon my face.
 
Alright you two…do it.

Do that.  
 
I dare you.

Oh it IS important! Well then. Guess I should send it into the cooooold cooooold depths of space.

*at
 
Consider your options. Sugarcube…

Jumps over to Molly and points a horn a Applebloom
 
The moon’s just next door!

Uhh…
 
You know what you are doing?
 
…Molly?