Out of curiosity, how big would the Egg Carrier and Subspace Gunship (Super Smash Bros. Brawl) be? from what I’ve read, the Egg Carrier is 789m long, but I don’t know which of the two versions it applies to. (For reference Sonic is about 1m tall, give or take)
Side with nukes always wins, if they’re willing to use them. You would never use them to invade a place, since that would make it pointless since then you wouldn’t want it, anyways, since it would be terribly radioactive.
And no, we wouldn’t want their gems, because that would crash our blood diamond economies :P
So it’s more like, "they’d better not try to invade us."
Dunno how a campaign might go. Our offensive would be brutally effective, but wendigo winters might do us in. Except for the Russians. They’d just laugh. And then freeze to death as wendigo winter intensifies to unearthly temperatures?