@VermiIIion  
I like to ship, but know Rainbow will never get a boyfriend (coltfriend?) in canon. It won’t stop me from shipping her via headcanon.

@VermiIIion  
Yep quite a few of them are delusional like that, they couldn’t even get what the scene was all about, like the OP here. Hopeless people.

@Applelight Limited  
Asexuality: It doesn’t exist!

@Background Pony #F6BA  
Nah, she’s got to have a type.
 
Maybe we’ll never know.

Are people somehow still using this as fuel? Because Rainbow was acting as Rarity and pretending to flirt with Soarin’?

@Applelight Limited  
None, she’s to busy being awesome to care about relationships.

Now I can’t help but wonder what is Dashie’s type.

@Background Pony #9839  
>STOP PERVIN ON MY GIRLFRIEND  
>GIRLFRIEND  
Haha this is what shippers actually believe. Also I tip my fedora to you.
 
 
@Background Pony #1250  
>Also, why did Rainbow Dash even bother to save Soarin’s pie?  
Maybe because he was one of her idols and she tried to impress them any chance she had? But no shippers still treat this like undeniable shipping proof, this is just hilarious.

@Background Pony #9839  
Right behind him  

Soarin punches Zephyr in the stomach
 
Zephyr Breeze: Why the stomach? Why is it always the stomach?
 
Soarin: STOP PERVIN ON MY GIRLFRIEND, YOU DISGUSTING CREEP!

@Background Pony #1250  
I live for that picture

@Background Pony #D2E4  
Well… Actually that wasn’t the only time…  
 
Also, why did Rainbow Dash even bother to save Soarin’s pie?  
Or do this?  

@Background Pony #D2E4  
True.

@Lawful Girly  

 
… I can’t argue with that.

@MagnificentTrixie  
Sure she has! Rainbow Dash’s one true love is herself.

She’s never shown any romantic affection for any mare either. Don’t look too far into it

@MezzoDragon  
when these two are the only options, then the answer is obvious  
however the fact that the only time RD showed any interest in Soarin was when she acted like Rarity(and it was just friendly flirting, not direct flirting) doesn’t help that ship

I don’t believe RD has shown much affection for any stallion.

@Malvolio  
Damn right she is. The finest

Well he has a flippin man bun. XD

Of course she does, she’s a high quality female.

Rainbow is better off with Soarin’ than she is with Zephyr.

No, she just doesn’t want to get aggressively hit on.

Time for shittposting, I gues.

REEEEEE