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Sometimes pranks have very real consequences for your bank account. First all those cookies and those massive cakes, then the fines and fees that come along with literally burying your sovereign in papers.

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Doctor Tex
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A couple of universal rules of pranking: Make sure the prank is easy to clean up, make sure the prank is NOT illegal, and know your audience.
 
Rainbow broke SO MANY of these laws in this episode.
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80¢ is what Butt-coins will be worth once the market comes to its senses. Then again, the market can remain irrational for far longer than you can remain solvent.
patriotails

an alien, or something?
can this please be what really happens? that blue c*** became my least favorite character on the show real fast because of this episode, not that she was high on my list before, but I kind of wish spike really was the new rainbow dash.
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That's him, officer
Laser-guided karma in a nutshell.
 
I doubt it’d end in bankruptcy if Rainbow Dash could afford all those joke cookies…
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Another factor is most paper types leave behind tiny fibres, that might contain chemicals used to bleach the paper, that could irritate the wound.
Brony_Conundrum

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Not only that, but they’re often so shallow that they don’t even scab over properly. So your nerve endings are left wide open to wind, water and everything else.
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The Tastiest
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I remember reading somewhere that when it comes to larger injuries, say, an actual cut that might need a bandaid, your body releases pain blockers after a while because it assumes you’ve really noticed it. Because paper cuts are so minor, your body decides they don’t warrant the pain blocker response because that juice doesn’t grow on trees, so you’re left suffering the full inconvenient pain until it’s actually healed.
Brony_Conundrum

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I’ll never understand why people think you’re a wimp if you make a fuss over a paper cut. They’re some of the most painful injuries that don’t involve actively losing a limb.