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You either skate… or you pie!
Applepony will have her apple pie.
Ah want it!
And there’s the crux of the matter. ;)
Not sure how. More pleasure centers are firing off objectively. I mean, you could do one at a time if you’re worried about sensory overload.
… Wait, I’m a fucking moron. Not everyone is into pones like that. Or girls for that matter.
I was referring to the whole thing, actually.
What? The leash? Already acknowledged that. Choice of pone? Kinda going off the pic, so limited options.
That would be a matter of subjectivity.
… OK, I’m gonna stop playing around it and just come out and say it.
What is Best in life is eating that decadent apple pie while fucking the shit out of the appul. In my case, perferable with the pone on a leash as a willing 24/7 pet, but that’s a personal thing!
Eenope. Still doesn’t beat that thar best appul pone over up on yonder.
Except you said what is Best in life, singular, not the best things in life, plural. And unless you’re asexual, nothing in life can beat the natural high of the deed, unless you want to destroy yourself with hard drugs.
Not everything needs to involve that. Also something something American Pie.
Nah. Not enough sex. But pretty dang close!
It is your destiny.
It’s been a couple years since I saw it. :V
(For those unfamiliar, have some vintage internet.)
Edited
You forgot ‘Pie Day!’
AJ needs braces!