@Background Pony #BD0E
 
And thank you for proving my point.

@Lunalove  
That is one of the dumbest statements I have ever seen anyone in the history of time ever make. That was stupid and you should feel horrible. Seriously, what are you, 5 years old? Not only was that insulting, disrespectful, ignorant, immature, not funny, not even remotely clever, childish and petulantly infantile, but you’re seriously missing out on one of the single greatest anime of all time for no even slightly decent reason. Like wow. Grow up.

…and here is the reason why I’ve never read/watched “One Piss”.
 
And never will.
 
All I need now is EqG AJ as Marika Kato & Rarity as Chiaki Kurihara from “Moretsu Pirates”…!

A sea shanty for Applejack (parody of Whiskey Johnny)
 
Cider is the life of a horse,  
Cider, Jackie!  
O, cider is the life of a horse,  
Cider for my Jackie O!
 
O, I drink cider when I could  
Cider, Jackie!  
Cider from some cupped oakwood  
Cider for my Jackie O!
 
Cider gave me two broken hooves!  
Cider, Jackie!  
Cider made me fuddle me moves,  
Cider for my Jackie O!
 
Cider made Twi broke her horn,  
Cider, Jackie!  
It was many a month that cast was worn,  
Cider for my Jackie O!
 
I thought I heard the old colt say:  
Cider, Jackie!  
I’ll treat my friends in a hearty way,  
Cider for my Jackie O!
 
A glass of grog for every colt!  
Cider, Jackie!  
And a bottle for the Shanty colt  
Cider for my Jackie O!

Fiiinally the artwork starts pouring in. Took a while.

All we need now is some Scottish pirate metal.

@SeraphimDawn  
Either way works for me.

@Meanlucario  
Humanized :P

I want more over-the-top Pirate Jack.

AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!