Bellhop: Sir, I noticed a couple of magazines for a pistol in your bags, no weapo-
Me: So, you’re gonna attempt to run off a customer whom has a state permit to carry handguns, which requires a background check to confirm I have never committed a felony, nor a domestic violence crime, nor have any restraining orders against me, and has never been arrested or rehabilitated for drug or alcohol abuse? All while most of your clients are either crack whores or gangsters with an explicitly documented history of violence?
Bellhop: Sir, I noticed a couple of magazines for a pistol in your bags, no weapo-
Me: So, you’re gonna attempt to run off a customer whom has a state permit to carry handguns, which requires a background check to confirm I have never committed a felony, nor a domestic violence crime, nor have any restraining orders against me, and has never been arrested or rehabilitated for drug or alcohol abuse? All while most of your clients are either crack whores or gangsters with an explicitly documented history of violence?
Bellhop: Sigh Right this way, sir…
Especially Belle Hop the bellhop.