@BigBadSeed
So she just buys/makes tacos and… gives them various names and personalities, and then does stuff with them, or watches others do stuff with them?
@ShimmeringStallion
“Don’t worry. I’ll be sure to make a month’s worth of tacos in advance.”
And then you realize she meant literal tacos, and she just has some weird fetishes.
@ShimmeringStallion
I’m picturing that now, and it’s hilarious!
The bride turns around, the groom lifts up her dress, everyone is shocked, but they act like it’s totally normal.
Also, appropriate considering the ring.
@ScorpDK
Correction: If you love it, ask if it owns a gun. >No
If not, ask if it has any close family who owns a gun. >No
If not… Dick cleared for entry! Then attach ring to appropriate appendage.
If the answer is “Yes” to either question, ensure to put a ring on it first, THEN insert dick.