Luna: Its time to check your weight, Sis.

Celestia: Oh has it been a week already?

Luna: Yes. Now get on the scale.

Luna: Hmmm. Congratulations, Sis. You’ve somehow
managed to put on two pounds. Care to explain?

Celestia: Um I’m retaining sugar?

Luna: We’ve been jogging every day for a week. You should be slimming
down by now. You haven’t been cheating on your diet have you?

Celestia: Me? Of course not!

Luna: You haven’t been sneaking desserts?

Celestia: No cake has passed these lips!

Luna: Well in that case, we obviously need to put you on a tougher
regiment. Three hours of jogging each day, starting today.

Celestia: What! Well … now that I think about
it … I may have had one small slice of cake.

Luna: Uh-huh.

Celestia: I cant help it Luna! It goes straight to my thighs!