@Meanlucario  
Not your type of humor, fair enough.

@soren1015  
It’s just someone projecting their ships to me.

@Meanlucario  
No worries. Humor is subjective.

@KennyC  
I guess we find different things funny than.

@Meanlucario  
It’s funny XD

@KennyC  
I fail to see what’s “Omg” about that.

@soren1015  
Omg XD

Maud: Relax, he’s not rock hard enough for me.  
Trixie: He’s not you enough for me.  
Twilight: I’m interested in a different Sun entirely.

You tell them Starlight!

Starlight kidnapped a stallion… nah, she’ll get away with any of her crimes, even kidnapping Sunburst.

@Mugen Kagemaru  
Wrong kind of love.

Trixie was the only one deeply affected by this, as she loves Starlight.

Somepony needs a time-out.

Wait, why is this tagged “buttplug”?
 
Edit: Oh, but_hug_. xD

Yep, she’s got a good hold on her Sun-Buns there.

Starlight: HE MINE!  
Princess Twilight: What?  
Trixie: What?  
Maud:?  
Sunburn: Wha..What?  
Princess Twilight: what worng with you Starlight?  
Starlight: nothing worng! i dont want somepony take the stallion i want away from me! I am sure you will do the same for your Flash sentry!  
Princess Twilight: Were you….ok yes i love him but i not holding him like you do! plus i dont think sunburn like the way you hold him?  
Sunburn: i with Princess Twilight for this! can you let me go..Please?  
Starlight:…fine…i only fear you will not love me and never come see me again, i lost you one and dont want be hurt again!(she cry)  
Sunburn: Wow?! you are in love with me? i dont think i ready to become the special pony for somepony? but i not say i will never come to see you again! you are my child friend and sorry to make feel this this! but i promise i will become your special pony but not now, i not feel ready! i dont what to do in this?  
Princess Twilight: Ask Cadance?  
Trixie: Yeah! the Princess of Love of course!  
Maud: this is a good idea…boulder think the same!  
Sunburn: Right see Princess Cadance!  
Princess Twilight: you can ask Shining Armor Too!  
Sunburn: i think Princess will long anoff! i will go see her Right away! bye!  
Starlight: i…..i screaw up?  
Trixie: in your first try?….Yes but hey he say he promise he will!  
Princess Twilight: is good for you!  
Maud: if he broke your heart, i broke him! boulder say i need to give him a chance for now!  
Trixie: Now we talk of Special pony! What he doin Flash sentry?  
Princess Twilight: he work to become the Captien of my own royal guard!  
Maud: him too if broke your heart i broke him!  
Princess Twilight: My BBBFF will hurt him befor you got your chance!  
Trixie: Yeah…Trixie Wish to fond her own special pony!  
Starlight: i am sure you will fond one!  
Princess Twilight: can will talk of other subject? can we?  
the girls: No!  
Princess Twilight: this will be a long day!

“And as my guide and I watch from the bushes, we have the rare privilege of seeing the challenge issued by a wild Equestrian unicorn mare for her desired stallion. Only after she has driven away all of her rivals will she permit him to consummate the relationship.”

Starlight and Sunbutt

@Otterhand  
Omg XD

@Otterhand
 
Perfect XD

@Sollace  
Morgan Freeman Pony: “And after the Starlight pony has mated with the Sunburst pony she places him in a giant purple crystal for later matings and to keep rival mares away. experts have stated this behavior as “Pretty f yay ing yandere.”

@Dirty Bit  
Nah. Once he cums, the rest is disposable.

Must have precious stallion Sun Butt

@Background Pony #F451  
XD
 
 
@Background Pony #158A  
I love this so much

What do you mean ‘this isn’t what happened’?!