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sunset satan: Listen up, big guy. I got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Number one. Look at that guy! she’s got that sissy stringy music thing.  
daydream shimmer: We’ve been through this. It’s a harp, and you know it.  
sunset satan: Oh, right. That’s a harp, and that’s a dress.  
daydream shimmer: Robe!  
sunset satan: Reason number two. Look what I can do. Ha-ha, ha!  
[does one-armed handstand]  
sunset: But what does that have to do with anything?  
daydream shimmer: No, no. She’s got a point.  
sunset: Listen, you guys. You’re sort of confusing me, so, uh, begone… or, uh, y’know, however I get rid of you guys.  
sunset satan,daydream shimmer: That’ll work.

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Background Pony #4F11
Sunset shimmer:oh no, what am I gonna do?
Sunset satan:ah,let the kid take the wrap, she’ll do easy time.
Daydream shimmer:you put the idea in her head! Look at her,she’s six!
Sunset shimmer:uh-oh,the lip,not the lip!
Sunset satan:don’t look directly at it! You start flapping your jaw,the boy goes bye-bye!
Sunset shimmer:forever?
Sunset satan:heartbreak city!
Sunset shimmer:No!
Daydream shimmer:so you’re just gonna weasel out while they send her off to the big house?
Sunset satan:you forgetting something? (Shows picture of her dad with thumbs up)
You want this, you need that!
Sunset shimmer:but snowflake needs me!
(Daydream and satan disappear)
Dashole

Sunset: Uh I don’t know, there’s a game on.
Daydream Shimmer: Shame on you! You march right over there and cheer your old friend up!
Sunset Satan: Don’t listen to that sissy! Grab a beer and watch the game.
Sunset: Yeah that sounds good. [Daydream shoots Satan]
Sunset: Oh my God!
Daydream: [points gun at Sunset’s head] Now get your fat ass over to Fluttershy’s!
Sunset: Look buddy I…I…
Daydream: Move!
Sunset: All-All right, all right! Just take it easy. Just take it easy, man. Everything’s cool.
Background Pony #7350
Daydream shimmer:are you thinking what I’m thinking?
 
Sunset shimmer:too much sugar in my cream puffs?
 
Daydream shimmer:no,no,your house!
Background Pony #DF98
Okay, if she’s Kronk, then where is Yzma? She’s more like the Yzma to someone else’s Kronk, if you know what I mean.
 
Chrysalis or Tirek or Cozy can be Yzma
Background Pony #111E
Okay, if she’s Kronk, then where is Yzma? She’s more like the Yzma to someone else’s Kronk, if you know what I mean.