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It probably doesn’t want to kill you but it probably will.

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Chopsticks
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
Betrayal! - Betrayed their team for a badge. Shame forever!
Crystal Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Philomena - For helping others attend the 2021 community collab

Rice pone
@erik12501
And to think back in the 1930s, folks were trusted with assembling and installing their own car batteries. Now you need a general warning to avoid putting adhesive in your hair, let alone not tamper with store inventory, commit car theft, ingest cleaning chemicals, choke yourself, use dish soap on food, use cold medicine as a marinade, or steal.
Popular Google searches:
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  • Does Earth have rings? (like Saturn)
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Brass Melody
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Gas Loving Baritone Butt
@erik12501
And to think back in the 1930s, folks were trusted with assembling and installing their own car batteries. Now you need a general warning to avoid putting adhesive in your hair, let alone not tamper with store inventory, commit car theft, ingest cleaning chemicals, choke yourself, use dish soap on food, use cold medicine as a marinade, or steal.
Background Pony #C940
I just want to snuggle you, why would I do something as stupid as eat you…
Background Pony #9F76
I know eats whole thing at once
 
Even if you don’t bite it, the plastic will still melt in your stomach acids, and the cleaning chemicals will still wreak havoc on your innards.