@redweasel  
Sucks

In the next comic, Rainbow Dash came over and Twilight said she was busy reading when, in actuality, Big Mac was just plowing her fields.

@dsagent
 
too bad we’re not real…

Something something something, Officer Connors. Something something something, cavity search.

Dash’s head in the third panel is really large.  
Cute.

don’t be rude twilight. just imagine if you said that to yourself, after the night you almost finished that chapter of diffeq, and just when you were about to learn the role of the wronskian in proving linear independence, rarity broke into your room and started chewing on the pages. and you still haven’t had a chance to go over it again after your STUPID CAT I mean rarity came in and started chewing on the pages and now you lost your train of thought, and when you get up to feed the stupid rarity, you realize you stayed up too late, and you don’t get much sleep anyway because the question vexes you so. ONLY THEN will you understand how rainbow dash feels!
 
except she feels it in her butt instead of her brain.

@Philosopher Stone  
Soarin’ was almost touching the charity box when Rarity interrupted him, and now he’s walking around with a big uncomfortable wad of cash that he can’t give to the needy.

You know, it is entirely possible that Twilight actually does just mean read with absolutely no sexual undertones at all.

I know who could help but he ain’t no Stallion. Just pick up your phone and dial D for Dragon.

I can relate to Dash in the last panel..

@Maddness  
I just assumed it was implied that Rarity likes being on top.

I read ‘get her into a male’ as ‘get a male in her’ at first, damn my eyes (and mind). Still both would work…

Twilight reads erotica… or she gets off reading her textbooks.

I completely understand how you feel, Twilight. I have to read at least a few thousand words a day or I go nuts.

That line Dash said is wrong. I think the one who donates to charity is Soarin. Dash is that charity.

That “donate to charity” line killed me. XD

Sexy roseluck has advice? Who would guess

I feel the same Twiggles

lol

I must be the least charitable person on earth then.