@Frustration in Excelsis  
The divergence point for this AU is muuuuuch earlier; Nightmare Moon won 1000 years ago. The Nightmare takeover timeline diverges at filly Dash’s Rainboom, or lack thereof. (I’ve therefore taken off the ‘nightmare takeover timeline’ tag.)

Yeah Twilight stop being such a damn cock block to my favourite ship. God what a bitch…

A reminder that part of being siblings is embarrassing each other.

Is this another voice actress joke?

Hm. This clinches that this isn’t quite the same alternate timeline as the one in “The Cutie Remark” – Rarity isn’t being coldly racist enough for that.

Nice. XD

That is true but that doesn’t mean you get to roast her like that

No, you never get to try, Spike. _{You’re not allowed.}

‘Rarity can’t help it if she’s straight. (in this AU, at least)’
 
In fairness, Rarity is clearly a little bicurious, but she only swings that way for Princess Celestia, who is indisposed.

Silfoe, this awesome & funny too. Great job.

@Thorned Rose Ninja  
He should wait longer out of respect for his fallen sister’s ego. Bros before hos.

He has a point.