@TheDog  
That reminds me of the comic where Discord worked his magic on Derpy.

I’m gonna Fuck the fear turkey!

@TheDog
 
If TFS doesn’t somehow work that in…

@TheDog  
Quite possibly the BEST thing I have read on here. Hilarious.

Integra: So you use carrier pigeons to send letters to both the Pope and a pegasus pony?
 
Alucard: Oh no, I only use carrier pigeons to send letters to the Pope. I use a grey pegasus with bubbles on it’s ass to send her letters.
 
Integra: Wha-why?
 
Alucard: Because she’s a mailmare… And because she refuses to be afraid of me.
 
Integra: And…
 
Alucard: And when I tried to drink her blood she… well… shekindakickedmyass.
 
Integra:… Pfffhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
 
Alucard: SHUT UP! I EAT PEOPLE!
 
Integra: And get your ass kicked by a gray pegasus with bubbles tattooed on her arse!

@Background Pony 2 God I wish, that’s like the best nickname ever, but no that was not mine.

I can’t help but ponder the frightful headway we’d make if he put that sort of energy into his job.

Rainbow Dash is best pope.

looks like the letters got around  
Cannon:  
I wanna be fucked like a turkey  
Drako:  
I invite them to try  
Me and Geoffrey are tired of going to places to kill people.  
I like the idea of my victims coming straight to my door.  
How convenient.  
Pow:  
lights cigar with Slowburn  
I think this turkey’s chicken  
Either way, I bet they roast real good  
Mao-Mao:  
Demise  
Ha!  
I’ll pluck him of his skin  
Tsuchioh:  
Don’t mind if i tenderize them first?  
Cannon:  
What? Like Scorpion?  
All:  
laugh  
Cannon:  
Wait, why isn’t Badly here?  
wait a minute  
Drako:  
I was wondering when you’d come to that conclusion. I realized the instant I got the letter.  
I just came along to watch you guys tick.

IT’S NAZIS.

Wait, there’s a Hellsing Abridged?  
Is that where “Crimson Fucker” comes from?
 
I thought artist:Terry came up with that!

The third one is the one being referenced here.

For those who don’t get the reference
 
Hellsing Abridged 1  
Hellsing Abridged 2  
Hellsing Abridged 3(What this is referencing)

That cheeky vampire bastard.

THE CRIMSON FUCKER… Also known as Alucard.

If I had a bit for every reference I didn’t get with these uploads…
 

Alucard, you rascal…

She dreads the mornings when a carrier pigeon arrives at her house.

HAH!

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