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Twilight Sparkle hosts a musical show case at the School of Friendship.
 
(After the last act, Princess Twilight Sparkle speaks to the audience while reading from a card)
 
Princess Twilight: Next up, we have Mikey and Rarity, singing a song called “High Silk Hat” feating the Cutie Mark Crusaders and… The Method Mares?! How’d Mikey convince them join his act?
 
(Soon, music begins to play, as the curtin opens up to reveal Mikey, dressed in his monster hunter outfit, and sitting on a bench with On Stage and Late Show. Then Rarity comes out, wearing a red oprea dress.)
 
[Rarity]
 
One day, while he was waiting for the trolley, he had a hat
 
[Mikey]
 
My high silk hat
 
[Rarity]
 
He wore it high upon his head so proudly, a beautiful hat
 
[Mikey]
 
My high silk hat
 
[Rarity]
 
A hat like this just makes him feel so grandly. Now fancy this and fancy that. The splendor of his hat in all its majesty
 
[Mikey]
 
Like a king, in a royal cap! I feel so swell and handsome in my hat. I bet that others wish they had in fact
 
[Mikey & Rarity]
 
A hat as this, a hat as that, a hat so high, a high silk hat!
 
[Mikey]
 
Oh, Mister Late Show, now whaddya think of that?
 
[Rarity]
 
Now his hat was not all he wore so proudly, I must in fact share more than that. For upon his lap there sat a treat so fondly, of chocolate this
 
[Mikey]
 
And chocolate that
 
[Rarity]
 
Deliciousness that makes him feel so dandy, a chocolate bliss
 
[Mikey]
 
A chocolate snack
 
[Raspberry Burnet, Stardom, and the Crusaders]
 
Confections such as these are more than candy, so one might buy a box of that
 
[Mikey]
 
I have my chocolate placed upon my lap. I feel so good you just cannot help that. I have my snack, a chocolate pack of chocolate this and chocolate that! Oh golly, Mr. On Stage, now whaddya think of that?
 
[Rarity]
 
Now time was passing and the sun grew hotter upon his hat
 
[Method Mares & Crusaders]
 
And chocolate snack
 
[Rarity]
 
So beneath his hat he thought and pondered:
 
[Mikey]
 
What should I do to save my hat?
 
[Rarity]
 
He thought and contemplated as he perspired, beneath his hat
 
[Method Mares & Crusaders]
 
Upon his snack
 
[Rarity]
 
He feared his chocolate treats would soon retire into a pool
 
[Method Mares & Crusaders]
 
A chocolate vat
 
[Mikey]
 
I won’t feel grand if I take off my hat. The sun’s gettin’ hot and my hat just might go flat. My hat, it might go flat, and my sweets will melt like that! Oh, hurry mister trolley, before my dapperness goes flat
 
[Mikey]
 
He decided to forgo his looks so dashing to save his hat
 
[Sweetie Belle]
 
And little snack!
 
[Rarity]
 
So he placed the treats upon the seat beside him
 
[On Stage]
 
And put his hat on top of that
 
[Mikey]
 
Oh please
 
[Method Mares]
 
Oh please, oh please!
 
[Mikey]
 
Don’t anybody sit close to me, upon my hat. I ask if all of you could be so kindly and just stand back, away from my snack!
 
(Bulk Biceps lands right on top of his hat and chocolates)
 
Bulk Biceps: YEEEAAAHH! (Double takes then looks down) Oops.
 
[Mikey]
 
A great big dude just sat upon my hat! A great big dude just squished my hat real flat! He squashed my hat, he made it flat, he squished my snack, oh what of that?! Oh, tell me, anybody, now whaddya think of that?
 
[Rarity, Method Mares, and Crusaders]
 
A great big dude just sat upon his hat! A great big enormous dude squished his hat real flat! He squashed his hat, he made it flat, he squished his snack, oh what of that!
 
(The trolley arrives and all get on except Mikey. Then Derpy shows up.)
 
[Mikey]
 
Oh, golly! Uh, what’s your name?
 
Derpy: Actually, I have three names. Though, nopony’s ever called me by my first or second name since season 1. (Flys off)
 
[Mikey]
 
Now whaddya think of that?
 
(The audience cheeres as Mikey and the ponies take a bow)
 
 
TriviaThis was originally going to be set in the Human World, but I thought it would work better in Equestria.
 
Song “High Silk Hat” from Veggietales. Edited by me.
 
Equestria Ninjas by DarkMagicianmon

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