“Okay, so how’s your day been? Ohhh, I hear ya. Let me tell you about Amberlocks, she’s been running her beauty salon in Ponyville for like, nine. Nine years! That’s positively old.
 
“So anyway, me and Amberlocks were out the other day, and she wouldn’t stop tutting at other ponies! Hold still. The next thing I knew she was busy hoofing out cards! I told her this was really rude to butt in on people like that, she was breaking up conversations — shush, hun — but would you believe it or not, by the afternoon there was a huge line of mares outside looking for a mane-styling!
 
“As it turned out there was a huge party that night and everybody had been so busy during the day that they hadn’t had time to get ready! She just knew from everybody’s faces! I’d sell my soul for that kind of skill!”