@Background Pony #DE57  
I second this statement, comrade.

Please put your clothes on, comrade Glimmer.

@Background Pony #291A  
not a trap,not this kind of trap

@Danja  
If a girl that isn’t really a girl is a feature to you, then you’re gay.

@Background Pony #BD85  
Not gay it’s a trap

Yes i did now let me go

No, im looking for rock candy, and i alredy found it

@Background Pony #DAEB  
I want some rocky road

But with the right rock, I could probably…rock your world ;)

@Background Pony #66DD  
comment of the day.

“My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.”

those rocks look really good…

B-but I wanna collect rocks

I stared into the void  
AND THE VOID STARES BACK

@Reyes the Caracal
 
Or taken ourselves. XD

Nah those girls ain’t taken, expensive, or dudes. Y’all just shy.

@Officer Hotpants  
Nobody asked you if you’re gay.

@Nightweaver20xx  
You can. It’s just that most of them are either:  
A) Taken  
B) Expensive  
C) A dude.
 
Now of course if you’re like me then C is more of a feature than a drawback…

@Nightweaver20xx
 
You can, they just cost $400 an hour.

God damn that body is perfect. Why can’t I find a woman who looks like this?

Look at all of these rock-hounds in the comments! More Glimmer for the rest of us!

So no rocks?
 
 
Bruh, Imma head out.

Fuck off, time is feldspar!

Maud is disappointed.

Excuse me madam but I am here for rocks and I intend to find some interesting ones. Nothing will distract me! Not even you’re beautiful… wet… naked… Wait! What was I saying? All my blood has seemed to have rushed to another location…