Spike: I used to be a main secondary character like you, Starlight, until I took a paper cut to the claw.
Starlight: Oh, I’m sorry to hea- Wait, aren’t you, dragons, covered in thick scales?
Spike: Yeah, but even the thickest scale will yield if given enough time and paper. I mean, have you seen just how many post it notes Twilight actually owns. I know that you’ve seen SOME of the many she has, but no where near how many she actually possesses.
Starlight: Oh, you’d be surprised, I’ve indeed caught brief glimpses of Twilight’s Papyrus Abyss of Obsessive Noting Taking.I
P: Please, step into my office.
TS: Sweet Celestia! I need an office like this. JUST THINK OF ALL THE SPACE FOR MY NOTES AND LIST AND NOTES ABOUT MY LISTS! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Back in Ponyville
Spike: UGH!
SG: Spike? What’s wrong?
Spike: I-I don’t know. I think my chores sense is tingling!
SG: Your what?
Starlight: Oh, I’m sorry to hea- Wait, aren’t you, dragons, covered in thick scales?
Spike: Yeah, but even the thickest scale will yield if given enough time and paper. I mean, have you seen just how many post it notes Twilight actually owns. I know that you’ve seen SOME of the many she has, but no where near how many she actually possesses.
Starlight: Oh, you’d be surprised, I’ve indeed caught brief glimpses of Twilight’s Papyrus Abyss of Obsessive Noting Taking.I
Starlight: oh, I’ve seen some sheets, Spike, I’ve definitely seen sheets of college rule lined notebook paper. I have.
Spike: i got a papercut once by one of twilights notes..now i sence them…i am…THE CHORE DRAGON!
TS: Sweet Celestia! I need an office like this. JUST THINK OF ALL THE SPACE FOR MY NOTES AND LIST AND NOTES ABOUT MY LISTS! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Back in Ponyville
Spike: UGH!
SG: Spike? What’s wrong?
Spike: I-I don’t know. I think my chores sense is tingling!
SG: Your what?