TFH DM: In the distance, you make out a small cow resting by a flickering campfire.
Tianhuo: A civilian looking for heroes, perchance?
Pom: Or a trap. Let's bolt.
Oleander: Why are we pretending that it's not the new PC?
TFH DM: What do you think, Velvet?
Velvet: Pardon? Velvet was too busy admiring herself.
Oleander: You mean admiring her Twitter feed?