“I think you hear me knocking and I think I’m coming in!”

@Background Pony #989A  
Firstly, don’t worry, her tongue and saliva are sterile.  
Secondly, she’s not even a pony, she’s a ponified Yōkai.

Me: Noooooo, I don’t want a tongue bath!
 
Incredibly Long Tongued Pony: Let me in!! (sticks tongue through mail slot) I can open this door myself, gosh-darn it!
 
Me: Oh God, wait! don’t put your–
 
Incredibly Long Tongued Pony: (Opens the door with her tongue, covering the knob in saliva)
 
Me: Okay, now, that is just….. (Shudders in disgust)
 
Incredibly Long Tongued Pony: Now, time for your tongue bath!
 
Me: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO, I’d rather take a shower!!!!!! NNNNNNOOOOOOOO–

@Napsack  
I’d say good luck. I think I live on a 0.9 acre plot of land, with around 1/6 to 1/12 of that as the house, which has three finished floors.

Says quietly Mother Fu…

@Blissey1  
Kinda like this?

Imagine a roleplay with her!~

@Badumsquish  

Honestly, I agree with her on those points. Water literally doesn’t taste of anything unless you add something to it, and most things like perfumes and body sprays just make my nose burn.

@Badumsquish  
So, basically in this image she went through the “hell” of a clean, sterile medical environment just for a meal.
 

@Background Pony #7079  
It’s because she feeds off of filth. Her saliva breaks down the filth created by living creatures and and her tongue sucks it up like a sponge to be absorbed as nutrition. Because of that her tongue and her entire body is so clean it’s practically sterile. Things that are just clean are simply off-putting to her, like pure clear water is just tasteless and unappealing. Things like perfumes and deodorants smell bad to her, and things like soap or sanitizers that actually clean things are outright repulsive and would actually make her sick. In that regard the best way to keep her at bay if you’re not into a tongue-bathing is to simply shower daily. Go a while without bathing and she’s sure to take an interest in you :D

@Badumsquish  
Which is kind of ironic, considering how she feeds is basically just tongue-bathing someone, whether they want a tongue bath or not.

@ÜberReaktor  
Pretty much the cleaner anything is the less she likes it :D
 
@Background Pony #7079  
@Blissey1  
@Background Pony #7079  
Soap ponies would be utterly horrifying to her. Getting a forced bath is for real her worst fear XD

@Blissey1  
And that one’s just a little soap they give you at hotels.  
 
She might just have nightmares about a full-sized soap pony like this one.

@Background Pony #7079  
…I now desire to see akaname pone running in utter terror from much smaller soap pone while soap pone is saying something like “why are you running? I just want to help clean you!”

@Badumsquish  
So she wouldn’t get along with this li’l cutie…?  

@Badumsquish  
Would a bottle of hand soap work, too?

@Background Pony #0F5A  
@Background Pony #7079  
The one thing that can repel her is soap. Hold out a bar of soap and she’ll hiss and run away XD

@Background Pony #0F5A  
She’ll slap them out of your hands so that they land on the floor and get dirty, then she’ll gobble them up like candies.

Eh stop that, I’ve got lemon slices and I’m not afraid to use them.

@ÜberReaktor  

@Free Current  
Why are you so fucking relatable? XD

@Ping_chan  
We must do everything in our power to grant Squish this heavenly superpower.

@Badumsquish  
My giraffe is a tongue slut and as such would be madly in love with her.

@Scrounge
 
@Damaged  
Ah, now I get it.  
Lol XD

@ÜberReaktor  
Ah. Well, like I said, it’s one of Loki’s children. A huge sea serpent that was thrown into the sea by Odin. At Ragnarok, it is foretold to poison the sky of Midgard (the world) and then attack Thor. Thor will eventually kill the huge serpent, but he’ll get exactly 9 paces before its poison will kill him.
 
Also the subject of a great Icelandic song.