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Because literally no one asked for it:RC Cola Pony
RC Cola is NATIONWIDE BABY. Seriously, at least in the east you can get it from Florida to Maine. Never seen it out west though.
Yes, but in this case, she would be Spider-Man.
Are you suggesting spiderman kissing the Cola Queen?
They’re near the brain, so they can drop down or if held upside-down, will activate with ease if provoked.
No, no, that’s where she keeps her eyes, brain, and other cute stuff. Maybe she keeps ‘em in a second gall bladder, or next to the pancreas…? No wait: gotta be near/in the adrenal glands – she’s only gonna need Mentos in fight-or-flight mode, and that’s when you’re dumping adrenaline.
It’s the only logical conclusion. B)
I was thinking a storage organ hidden under the mane.
Like the fake teeth that concealed cyanide tablets that they gave soldiers during World War II because dying was a better option than torture.
They have secret Mentos stored in them for when they’re threatened.
That’s always a risk. I’d suggest shaking her gently, maybe side-to-side instead of up-and-down, and definitely do NOT give her Mentos.
But, if you shake her up too much, she could bubble up and spray her sugary sweet foam all over you, not just inside your mouth.
If a doctor’s office was a beverage it would be RC Cola
@darthrex
I Get it all the time where I live. It’s so good! I hope you find a place to get it easier soon!
@Neko Majin C
Better idea: shake her up, and then make out with her.
You cannot just make out. The cola would never come out. You would have to turn her upside down and make out with her.
My mind went to breaking off the head. I’m concern that’s where my mind went.
@Meanlucario
Making out?
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I can’t find birch beer in the midwestern US, or any place other than New Jersey, Delaware, and eastern Pennsylvania.
I have that problem with Cherry RC.