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“FUCK!” a raspy voice echoed down the hall from the dining room.
 
Rainbow Dash flared her wings heatedly, cheeks bearing a light crimson red. “Twily, this isn’t fair! She wins EVERY year! You’re biased!” She slammed her hooves against the marble table in a huff, the plates of pancakes and cutlery jumping.
 
“I’m sorry, Dashie! It’s just matter of natural selection! ~ “ Pinkie Pie chimed back, which only triggered Dash’s cheeks to burn redder as she snorted angrily. She stretched a wing across the back of her other wife, Twilight, as tears began to creep down her face. This cry of defeat fell on deaf ears, however.
 
To say the least, Rainbow Dash isn’t good at losing, in any kind of competition.
 
Pinkie Pie grabbed a syrup-coated pancake with her teeth and cocked her head back, devouring the poor slab of sweetness within a second as she hummed contently. A necklace with a fragment of a polished rose quartz gemstone, the grand prize and trophy, tauntingly rested on the pink mare’s fluffy chest, it stared daggers at Rainbow Dash, who stared daggers back.
 
Next year, next year for sure.
 
Twilight never won, and wasn’t too bothered the fact either, so stood idly by as her wives fought for the top title. She was more concerned with the possible bruises smothered across her chest and neck.
 
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Happy Valentines Day everybody! TwiPieDash, official OTP.
 
‘What happened to CheesePie and AppleDash?’ Cheese Sandwich are either mutual exes or were never together and just really close friends, String Cheese is adopted, and Applejack and Rainbow Dash were just roommates while Dash was preparing on moving.
 
Also in Canonverse, characters don’t have markings. They don’t have their cutie marks drawn either since that’s a style thing and not a species thing.
 
I scheduled the uploading for this so hopefully it works out well!

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Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
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Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.

@RemnantOfDespair  
Maybe it’s who gets the least number of bruises from receiving hickeys or…something like that. Only thing I can figure from the mention of bruises in the description. Or maybe it’s just whoever can down the most pancakes.