You are Anon.

Anon saw a large horse in his mom’s bedroom

Part 2: Oh, Deer!

be Anon  
shitposting on horse porn  
parents out on date night  
so cum-brained that you can’t get it up to make deposits to your cum jar for the past week  
bored AF  
hear a whinny from downstairs  
think it was something outside or whatever  
go back to flipping through 42 Firefox tabs  
happy hardcore pumping up the jams to drown out your terminal depression  
hope to find something enticing (sexually arousing or just plain interesting doesn’t make a difference to you)  
perhaps putting on your programming socks will inspire you out of your depression  
hear another whinny  
get up from your gaming throne to see if your headphones are masking any real horse noise or if you’re just going insane  
it was clearly from some downstairs bedroom  
smell faint mildew from last summer’s basement flood  
hear a nicker from your mother’s bedroom  
definitely a horse in there  
door is mostly open  
light is on  
you gently sneak 3 feet closer  
stick your head in the door  
see a horse  
brown coat, red mane with yellow highlights  
tail matches mane  
unmistakably a hallucination  
stare more anyway  
see panties when she flicks her tail to scratch an itch  
horse panties‽  
very confused  
tail moves again  
is that a bra?  
at least she’s probably not a secret gelding  
those bajugajugas were BIG  
she turns her head to stretch her neck  
hide in the hall like the anonymous coward you are  
too slow  
she saw you  
o shit dot bz2 dot exe dot tar  
hallucinations are not supposed to interact with you  
transfixed with fear and curiosity whether she is real or not  
she rests her front left elbow on the bed and stares back at you  
tail is now firmly pushed to the side  
boner_rising  
more nickers from the pony  
is that seduction?  
“What’s your name?”  
you hear unpronounceable whuffles and other horse noises  
“Are you hitting on me?”  
snort echoes in the hall  
see a rapidly-growing dark spot on the panties  
she’s pissing herself  
oh no  
how to clean up?  
the smell hits you  
not a hallucination  
you only hit the bong tonight  
no other drugs you’ve ever tried made you smell things that weren’t there  
she’s real  
smell reminds you of the stall your parents covered your eyes at while you waited for your sister to finish horse riding lessons  
her ears are focused on you  
not-so-patient whinny  
she wants you to hurry up  
you approach gingerly  
nothing you’ve read on Derpi or /mlp/ gave you clear directions on how to proceed  
you’re close enough to touch her, well within the kick zone  
overpowering smell of horny mare  
good bits right at face height  
reach up and peel off her panties  
tail in the way  
grab the dock with your right hand  
she snorts approvingly  
tail pushed aside, hard to think straight  
left hand pulls on the panties  
they peel off  
there’s her ponut  
hello, good-good  
it’s better than /r/MarePussy  
she winked at you  
that’s a horse clitoris, alright  
time to lick it or something  
it smells like lightly sweetened over-steeped red tea  
lick  
your tongue is rolled as she winks again  
so that’s how you roll your tongue  
breathe through mouth (nose in the pink)  
lick wink repeat  
repeat many several more times  
dick been rock-hard for this whole time  
occasionally she’ll shift and your wang smacks against your belly button  
hands feeling up her teats  
they’re soft except for the nipple  
bra must’ve fallen off with the panties  
rhythm change  
lick wink wink  
lick wink wink again  
your craft is working  
she tastes great under her tail  
sudden creamier taste during a wink  
it’s dribbling down your beard  
nickers of pleasure  
maregasm achieved  
time to give her a good dicking  
not at all JRHNBR  
erection doesn’t care  
climb onto bed and then to her back  
she licks your back as you mount her  
time to make use of your heavily-muscled arms from your porn addiction  
grip her barrel with your arms and slide your body down  
you feel her dock and tail against your chest  
there it goes  
dong slides right in  
you are now a confirmed horsefucker  
you feel the raw power of her interior muscles  
no need to thrust  
you’re spurting already  
cock hurty (squeezed too tight)  
refractory time once you slide down  
she seems to have calmed down  
inch down her quarters  
feet on ground, ponut right in face  
time to find out how she got in then go to bed  
you gently tap her shoulder  
“time to leave this room”  
she follows you to the hall  
font door closed and locked  
door to back patio wide open  
that’s how she walked in  
is that a deer?  
yep, doe in the TV room  
if she’s here for the same reason as the pony, they’ll have to fight over you while you sleep  
you continue upstairs to your bedroom  
mare and doe follow you  
toss your Casper™ mattress on the ground  
remember how your dad made a big deal about using offer code ATP20 at checkout  
mattress and floor can handle it better than box spring  
cuddle this beautiful mare in post-coital bliss  
split deer hooves cuddle into your back  
tfw male disney princess