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Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

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fluffle puff is... okay. dan vs. puff was better than chrysapuff you can't change my mind.


 
littlepip's story was tedious, poorly described, using cheap narrative techniques, with way too much emphasis on the supposed hubris of ponies, bad ends, and how awful and evil sex is except lesbians. she's... a generic troubled badass, and an _*obvious_* self-insert.


 
snowdrop is a bland woobie, whose creators obviously constructed her only to emotionally manipulate people into loving her. and they were bad at it.
 
snowblind >>>>>>> snowdrop


 
nyx is a bland woobie, whose story is tripe, and I hope the author was in high school when they wrote it b/c it reads like they just followed a how-to-construct-story guide. pony quarantine really improved on her character though.


 
apogee is aidorentifiable and interesting, and her story is compelling and heartwarming. I can truly adore this cheerful space pone. the remake isn't as impactful, but is still pretty nice.


 
I don't like any fandom OC is not a pony.


 
brownie bun has an uninspired story straight out of newspaper comic corporate pro-family propaganda, which tjpones manages to make totally awesome because he is also best pony.


 
cream heart is... okay? yadda yadda pro-family propaganda, there isn't much to her other than: I live to be a wonderful mother AS YOU ALL SHOULD OR YOU ARE FAILURES. it's cute when she stops being a mom to play gamez tho


 
blackjack is a littlepip ripoff that's even more tedious and dragging, even more wallowing in bad ends and pony hubris, and even more despising of sex except stygius


 
milky way is charming and affectionate, the sort of neighbor I would love to have. her creator's not trying to hide their milking fetish too much, but they also have a knack for sympathetic, believable characters.


 
other is way underrated.


 
echo (representing other grey bats) is a boring character whose only defining qualities is she is a grey bat pony and she seems cheerful. she's still adorable when obsessing over mangoes.


 
anonfilly varies, obviously. from insipid and disturbingly unempathetic, to outlandishly sassy and daring, to adorably childish. she is proof that ponies make everything better.


 
I don't know who spotlight splash is. sounds fruity.


 
why is other fallout equestria pony a category?


 
delta vee's good for the same reasons as apogee, since they're two parts to the same story. remove the adorable and add sassy, hopeless and terribly hurt. she's a lot more heart wrenching than snowdrop.


 
still no idea who sweet velvet is.


 
bay breeze is the personal OC of someone who seems to have a funloving and carefree personality, with the maturity of someone who's seen the evils of the world and grown past them. also she's hot.


 
wheely bopper is proof that this vote count was secretly inverted. her being second-to-last is not scientifically possible. she has the most votes and fluffle puff has the least.


 
WAIT NO PILLOW CASE HAS THE MOST VOTES SHE IS BEST YAY PILLY CASE


 
my ranking is:


 
* delta vee
 
* apogee
 
* filly anon
 
* brownie bun
 
* wheely bopper
 
* pillow case
 
* bay breeze
 
* flufflepuff
 
* echo
 
* cream heart
 
* nyx
 
* littlepip
 
* blackjack
 
* snowdrop
No reason given
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