Big skirt.

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Awwww, Mezzy soooo cute! Cutest siren I’ve ever seen too!💚 This would be a siren I wouldn’t mind encountering if she’s like this for the most part. Here’s a scenario I thought of.
 
Me: *Sure is nice out at the beach today. relaxes on my beach chair
 
the shore starts acting strange
 
Me: Huh? sees someone coming up out of the water
 
Me: Hello?
 
Mezma: Why, hello there, good sir. What brings you out here to my humble home of the ocean shore?
 
Me: Thought it was nice out enough to to relax here, ma’am. Who, may I ask, are you, madame?
 
Mezma: Why, my name is Mezma, a siren of the sea. squees
 
Me: That’s a gorgeous name for a girl like you! You really are mezma-rizing. giggles
 
Mezma: Well, I’m not called Mezma for nothing. Many others have been entranced by my looks. grins cutely
 
me: May I add, you are so cute as well! squees
 
Mezma: You really think I’m cute!?
 
Me: Well, you got cute, little fangs, you’re wearing an adorable dress, and you got lovely sandals, so I would say yes!
 
Mezma: hugs me affectionately You are the sweetest boy I ever met!
 
Me: Eh heh, thanks, Mezzy.
 
Mezma: Mezzy, huh? I like that nickname!
 
*Both: giggle