‘Wait! You got Lars to model for you?’
‘Yes…’
‘What did you do, bribe her with quantum or something?’
‘Exactly, though in her case, the use of several cases of whisky, vodka, and a case of cigars was enough to get her to sober up for a little while.’
‘Hey! If you two are done yapping I would like to get on with this!’
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Model: Lars
Location: Shanty Town: Outskirts of the Capital Waste Land
Year: 2277
After extensive bribery I have been able to get the subject known only as ‘Lars’ to stay still long enough to allow a few photos to be taken. The grainy nature of the images are mostly due to the quality of the camera equipment available, and the difficulties involved in the development process. Still this now provides undisputed proof that the creature does exist and that we can now put to rest some of the rumors surrounding it.
Hopefully the subject will be willing to conduct a more in depth interview later this evening. Until then I have had to content my self with establishing her more physical proportions. Approximately the size of a Yao guai, (Post Apocalyptic Black Bear) Lars stands a good head and shoulders higher than the average human. Covered in back and white fur, and bearing a radiation symbol tattooed on each hip.
Her temperament could be described as foul on a good day and psychotic on a bad one matching any raider in simple ferocity. It is only through the excessive consumption of whisky, vodka, scotch, and anything else that is remotely alcoholic in nature does she maintain any form of civility. That and the excessive, near compulsory obsession with smoking cigars seem to be her only motivating factor to get up each morning. This stands directly contrary to the stories I have heard surrounding this figure.
It is hard to believe that such a being whipped out an entire raider settlement single handed, fought the New California Republic (NCR) to a stand still, and is on the Brotherhood Of Steel’s most wanted list.
Further inquires about information regarding Lars’s origin are sporadic at best.
Though there are references made to a ‘Mad Marris Traveling Freak Circus’ as well as a tatted leaflet claiming a Great Prize to the one who brings the Striped Horse of Zulla to the Legion. I have yet to find any supporting claims regarding the rumors of a possible gang that this Lars fellow ran with prior to 2277. Possible love interest? Details are even more vague regarding that topic.
One thing is for sure though, I can finally put to rest the rumor that Lars is NOT in fact a man.
For your review.
