Pinkie: Hi dummy! Hey, are you mad at me? Come on, it was just an innocent joke xD! Listen, with this you will surely forgive me ;)
I’m at AJ’s house … today we will go to school together!. At this time she would still be sleeping, but I called her early, that way I would perfectly timing with her when she’s getting dressed!! - I go to her room and knock on the door.
Pinkie: Hi Applejack!!
Applejack: What are you doing Pinkie…
Pinkie: Why it takes you so long to get dressed, we will be late for school!
Applejack: Sure, sure… just give me five minutes..
Applejack: huh? What was that…
Pinkie: You look very sexy Applejack! _ It would be a waste not to take a picture of you!!.. I’m sure the dummy-head will like this, It’s your chance AJ!! You will thank me eventually _.
Applejack: W-WHAT??! Don’t you dare!!
Pinkie: aaand… sent! Okay dummy, enjoy it! xD
You: huh? what’s is this. A Pinkie message?, Let me see… … … - WOOOAAHH!!