Wait wut

@PonyCat
 
Wait, when did you learn to swim?

Ehehehehehehe!  
*wobbles around*  
Come, fair Carrot Top! Let us bathe in ranch dressing!

@PonyCat
 
Dont do it!  
Everybody knows your weakness is water!

@Carrot Top  
But I can swim. You need to think.

@PonyCat  
Fine.  
Jump into a lake.

@Carrot Top
 
WAR!

@Carrot Top  
Uh Carrot I’m sterile.

@PonyCat  
Alright.  
You must spay and/or neuter yourself.  
Offers a fork

@Carrot Top  
Any kind of favor of your choice.

@Prince Leaf  
Good…you are becoming one of us.
 
@PonyCat  
depends on the favour.

@Carrot Top  
If I do you any favour will you turn me back?

M-my horn… It- it has to still work…  
*struggles to cast something*  
C’mon! Don’t do this to me!  
*suddenly fires an orange beam and hits a nearby rock, turning it into a pile of carrots*  
That’s not right! Waaaah!

@PonyCat  
Resistance is inane.

@Carrot Top  
I already hate myself. I don’t want to be a carrot!

@PonyCat  
How can you hate yourself?  
Your paws are becoming orange

@Carrot Top  
I hate carrots.

Bwahhahaa!  
My carrot virus is spreading!

@Carrot Top  
Aaaaah! What are you doing?!  
*attempts to charge up a spell, but fails miserably*  
*notices his horn is now a carrot*

@Carrot Top  
Carrot what are you planning here?!

@HJSDGCE  
Pppfp…  
The carrot army is armed with supersoakers filled with carrot juice  
Now go,my orange army!  
Attack the corn seeds!

@Carrot Top  
Nudges a healthy carrot over to you.  
Here you go.  
The carrot starts moving.  
What the…?

@Carrot Top
 
Its a good thing I got my eggplant cannon.
 

A massive army of carrot ponies appears over a hill  
I got them from Monsanto!

*begins planting the corn seeds*  
Hey, Carrot Top! Come on and help me plant these. It’ll be fun!